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wastetheday

“ICEBERG , ICEBERG!”

bluenorthernlights-blog

i’m so done

mindylahiris

lettuce have a moment of silence in remembrance of the titanic

sweetwithheatwriting

@copperbadge

copperbadge

Their memories will always romaine.

[ID: An image of a cucumber, carved to look like the Titanic; it is sitting on a cutting board and pointed at a head of iceburg lettuce, clearly about to collide.]

wizardpostsdotorg

when it’s really bad again and it’s still way better than it used to be but it’s still really bad. and you do all the right stuff and you try and try and it still really hurts but it’s working but it still hurts and you go see the beautiful majesty of nature and your soul is so close to being at peace but your mind is still in pain. and it’s better but it’s still bad. and the sun is setting.

stuckinapril

starryguykai

the bottom of the museum of human history

hacash

#oh man. I am in love with this image.#the idea of a museum with this at the heart of it? the slope down to it?#that you have to unravel the past like a skein of thread as you travel deeper and and deeper backwards in time#to this. the first fire. the way it illuminated the painted walls; the way the aurochs leapt with the flames#ah. perfect. (via @notbecauseofvictories)

ilexvici

Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

startrekrenegades

[[*TNG theme song plays* *Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL! *TNG theme song*]]

rita-lashette

Best. Thing. Ever.

takemetotheenterprise

I can’t express how to ecstatic I am to find this video again in the depths of tumblr. It might be one of my favourite posts

trekflower

Reblog every time

coolthingoftheday

A poodle clipped and dyed to resemble a pony.

0kkvlt

Every time I see this I go “oh, neat pony” and scroll past while my brain chugs through the caption like the slowest computer on earth and I have to scroll back up to it

cameoamalthea

@0kkvlt have you seen the bear?

It’s the same poodle

Her name is Bijou and her owner likes turning her into other things

0kkvlt

I saw the bear and said “oh, cool bear” out loud to myself, I think I may just actually be very stupid

allthatispeculiar

thetruemek

moringmark

runcibility

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

quadriviummuse

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

lumsel

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

unusual-pybro

m1dori-eyes

Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.