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point in favor of weed: i slept really good even if it was only for like two hours

point against weed: i’m starting to remember i just woke up screaming because there was a xenomorph waiting for me when i was leaving a vent. i’ve played alien isolation once in the last 2 (? or 3?) months

#like #a very short scream #which is why i forgot p quick that i woke up screaming #but for someone who likes horror #i sure do hate being scared

generic-internet-name

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

generic-internet-name

you can't get out that way!

generic-internet-name

that's not very helpful.

generic-internet-name

maybe the open window will help.

generic-internet-name

try the open window instead.

poetrylesbian

good news everyone

poetrylesbian

cloudabserk

this is so funny to me did lestat himself post this

cloudabserk

lestat immediately after ruining everyone around him’s lives: how would i describe myself? well i am much like the giving tree in the classic shel silverstein novel “the giving tree”

#this gives me such a clear image of lestat as a character #it’s like when my sister told me that the dress code was attendance at a party at a professor’s house #when you are still hoping to get a recommendation letter

freakyvampirequeer

gem from the les mis pride post comments

prokopetz

"It doesn't help your credibility to exaggerate, most employers wouldn't literally work you to death" like, I used to work in distribution. If booking a truck driver for back to back shifts until they fall asleep at the wheel, crash, and die counts as being worked to death, I have personally met employers who've worked employees to death and gotten away with a slap on the wrist. It may not be universal, but it's a hell of a lot more common than a lot of us would prefer to think.

backofthebookshelf

The FAA had to explicitly make rules about how long pilots have to have off between shifts, and how far away from their home you can pin their home airport, because it doesn't mean shit that someone has 10 hours between shifts if they have a 2 hour commute each way. They had to make these rules because multiple passenger airplanes crashed because the pilots were exhausted from tight scheduling. Employers won't just work you to death, they'll take a hundred random customers with you.

lordgolden

Happy belated Workers’ Memorial Day, celebrated April 28th

arsnof

Every rule and regulation written in blood

mysweetoddbird

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

#when i get agitated sometimes i pick up a very light accent #you won’t take that away from me i don’t care if i end up living in canada

questions-about-blorbos

If you had a chance to take care of your Blorbo, would you make sure they were well-fed, safe and comfortable?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 12 hours

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#what is the point of having a blorbo if not to spoil them #i say as i go read another fic tagged angst hurt comfort angst with a happy ending

petruchio

what if i made a really funny url but it was kind of in poor taste

petruchio

buffycaps

Rest in peace to the incredible Anthony Stewart Head (20th February 1954 - 1st June 2026)

RUPERT GILES in BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997-2003)

oh i am about to green out

narliee

THE PITT (2025-) 2.11, "5.00. P.M

#she should have dropped it on whitaker’s head

autisticlittleguy

So, unlike Eridians, we discovered fire very early on and so our civilization kinda grew up with combustion right? We've had thousands of years to normalize it and get comfortable with the idea of using it casually for warmth or cooking etc.

In contrast, Eridians had to discover fire in a lab since their atmosphere doesnt have O2 like ours. So they dont have, like, an entire culture normalizing fire.

> Be me. Rocky the Eridian cosmonaut

> Tell Grace about Eridian space elevator design made out of Xenonite. Grace very impressed, says humans only dream about making space elevator.

> Odd? Ask Human friend Grace how humans got into space. Expecting some high tech solution since science humans clearly know more physics.

> Grace explains Humans strapped other Humans on top of Fire-Explodatron-9000 machines made out of weak human metal, basically Eridian cardboard, then shot them into orbit. Grace say the fire it makes is quite pretty to look at

draconym

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

cheaphalloweencostume

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!