nietzche? no. kelly clarkson

jules. she/her, mid 20s | i yap about the pitt and various other things. sometimes i write fic apparently | MDNI w/ NSFW content here pls | i love talking about the pitt hbo's portrayal of the law

[bisexual-tribble]

i opened adaptibar for the first time yesterday, five days before the bar, and i am SO FUCKING STUPID i should have been using this all along

[ivy-michaels]

the thing about "people have talked about it you're just 21" is that it's not really "young people are stupid" it's more "if you come into an academic discussion you should know what people have said on the matter lest you talk out your ass"

[em1e]

what made u guys pick ur url's !

[bisexual-tribble]

i also got home and started to ask my roommate if she thought orpheus’s deal with hades was subject to a condition precedent where hades didn’t have to return eurydice until orpheus made it out without turning around or a condition subsequent where orpheus was entitled to hades returning eurydice but if he turned around it cut off hades’s duty to perform and she told me no

[bisexual-tribble]

btw i did fully think hades was saying “this jackal hearts” in his kiss the riot until i saw the proshot

[rosieandthemoon]

I am cordially inviting all of you to post this in the comments/reblogs of any and every Al post you come across, on any platform. Especially useful for accounts who “teach” people how to use Al.

[bisexual-tribble]

hadestown proshot is everything and every broadway musical should be proshot

[mini-wrants]

The thing that’s always missing from the “women didn’t fight for the right to work they were already working they fought to get paid” is that many women also very much wanted to work.

Women wanted to be lawyers and engineers and chemists. They wanted to use their brains in challenging and interesting ways. They wanted to get the satisfaction from solving problems and inventing new shit and getting attention for it.

I know not everyone is born with intellectual curiosity or drive or determination but some people are and many of those people are women.

[bisexual-tribble]

sometimes studying for the bar is barbri

sometimes it’s talking to yourself in the kitchen at 6:30 in the morning about justified homicide in a fanfic you’re reading

[tsunflowers]

the sun is a sickly orange color today with a haze of smog blurring its edges. it truly looks like something you would use in a scifi movie to clue the audience in that something has gone very wrong

[tsunflowers]

here’s a pic from the local reddit that honestly looks even scarier than what I’m seeing now

[pumpkinsforsale]

Anyone else noticed the air is unbreathable and the food is poison and the sun is blocked out of the sky

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[zizelle]

ilove homosexuals i  love bisexuals  i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

[plum-soup]

your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

‘Top’

[gayagendas]

I hope they start having better sex, what a shame

[seas-evaporating]

me and my friends praying for better gay sex in the vatican

[rimonoroni2]

i’m always thinking about that news story where a three year old boy who wandered away from his house and ended up in the middle of the woods was found by this local great pyrenees farm dog who herded the kid back to his unrelated owners house. and the guy was like. whose kid is this

[rimonoroni2]

that dog must have been like. hmm. this isn’t a goat. some human must have left their puppy behind by accident. i have to bring this to management. surely my owner will be able to sort out whatever has occurred. that kid was like i’m all alone and scared and omg a big fluffy puppy is here to help. and that fucking farmer looking at his dog like. who’s toddler did you steal???

[humanpersonface]

I think it is very important that everyone see the good boy in question. His name is Buford.

[sophsun1]

Some Like It Hot (1959) dir. Billy Wilder

[vieapples]

“no i’m not a human” but sepideh because i freaking love her

[whyenn-reader]

part of being an adult is figuring out what eveyone else's definition of "going crazy" is. to you it is not sleeping for 60 hours, writing 80k words in one sitting and expiriencing enough anxiety to kill a horse. to beth from accounting its buying a ticket to Columbus, Ohio. and to your friend its consuming so much ketamine you lose all of your posessions and wake up with five broken bones in a ditch somewhere and then proceeding to do it again the next day. to your other friend its writing a letter to their favourite actress about how much they appreciate her work. to your neighbour its laughing loudly in a grocery store whilst in pajamas. maya from uni hears the voice of her dead father making jokes with no punchlines and she considers that to be quite normal - to her going crazy would be hearing her husband instead. your downstairs neighbour will take night walks naked sometimes and claim there is nothing weird about him. there are literally no rules to life and all meaning is in the eye of the beholder.