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Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.
He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"
"What?"
He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"
"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."
Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.
Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.
Beagle business! Some designs I made for stickers!
I am vehemently opposed to football player Frank Langdon. I will take soccer, baseball, hockey, hell even figure skating. Just no football.
interested in seeing where they'll take the santos/langdon/mel dynamic in s3
there's room for so much tension if they have to treat a patient together and langdon and santos have contradicting viewpoints on what to do, while mel is in the middle of it all just trying her best. or if they're ever in the breakroom or outside at the same time and have an argument
bc afaik mel doesn't even know why they avoid each other, but they're both friendly towards/respectful of her
@kingdonmicrofic | july 22: connect | 495/257 words | warnings: none | ao3
It takes a while for Mel to meet Adam. If you asked her why that is, she would say that their schedules just don’t line up for a long time, but the truth is that she’s scared to meet him – scared that she won’t like him, scared that she’s going to lose Becca, scared that she’ll end up alone. But she also knows that it’s important for Becca that the two people she loves most meet and connect.
So, eventually, Mel decides she can’t avoid it anymore. But she doesn’t think she can do it on her own, so in her desperation, she asks Dr. Langdon to join her. To her surprise, he immediately agrees.
Which is how she finds herself in a fancy restaurant on a Saturday evening with Becca, Adam, and Dr. Langdon. Adam’s parents are also there, sitting a few tables away to give them privacy, but they have offered to pay for everyone’s dinner and Mel understands their worries – and is even slightly relieved –, so she doesn’t mind.
She’s glad to find that she does like Adam. He’s sweet and goofy and he looks at Becca like she hung the moon. Dr. Langdon is great company too, kind to Becca like he was when she was under his care, and interested in getting to know Adam. Everything is going well, and after an hour or so, Mel finally feels herself relax a little, not as scared anymore that disaster is about to strike.
That is until Adam asks how long she and Dr. Langdon have been together. He looks at them earnestly, seemingly unaware of how awkward the question is, while Mel freezes and Dr. Langdon nearly chokes on his piece of steak.
“Mel and I aren’t together,” Dr. Langdon utters after a series of coughs, eyes wide and cheeks slightly flushed.
Mel tries to regain her composure in the meantime, quickly nodding and laughing awkwardly as she points to the ring on Dr. Langdon’s finger. “Yeah, Dr. Langdon is married.”
Adam’s eyebrows furrow and he cocks his head, not unlike a confused puppy dog, as his eyes flick back and forth between Mel and Dr. Langdon. “Oh, I thought you were. You look at Mel like how I look at Becca, Dr. Langdon.”
Dr. Langdon’s gapes at Adam like a fish, while Mel wishes for the ground to swallow her whole. And of course, that is when Becca decides to make things even worse, grinning widely as she pipes up, “Yeah, and Mel constantly talks about how much she likes you.”
“As a friend, Becca,” Mel bites out, her face bright red with embarrassment as she sends Dr. Langdon an awkward, apologetic smile. Dr. Langdon’s own responding smile is equally uncomfortable, but the look in his eyes is soft and reassuring.
“Well, I like her too,” he says, something indecipherable flashing in his eyes. It feels like there’s something between the lines when he softly adds, “As a friend.”
Just scheduled my first iron infusion for tomorrow so I guess I'll finally manage to turn my life around this time!!
I'm here rn and it's going to take a while. I couldn't predict though that the beep this hospital's system makes everytime a new patient arrives is the same one of where I work at and I keep being startled by it.
I know so soon it is just placebo effect talking but today I got out the house TWICE to run errands I was putting off, read three chapters of a book I haven't touched in two weeks and just deep cleaned my bedroom so maybe this shit is magical?? Correcting your vitamin and mineral defficiencies can make you feel better?? GROUNDBREAKING NEWS
SheRa Meshi.
this is who you're saying no to, btw, when you decline her invite when she tries to do the independence and friendship thing
Do you have a first line of a novel that has stuck with you, without the need to look it up, regardless of whether you read/finished the book in question?
Mine is: I blame it all on the Hobbit; that, and my supportive home life. (From Alice, I Think)
liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno
i’m always thinking about that news story where a three year old boy who wandered away from his house and ended up in the middle of the woods was found by this local great pyrenees farm dog who herded the kid back to his unrelated owners house. and the guy was like. whose kid is this
that dog must have been like. hmm. this isn’t a goat. some human must have left their puppy behind by accident. i have to bring this to management. surely my owner will be able to sort out whatever has occurred. that kid was like i’m all alone and scared and omg a big fluffy puppy is here to help. and that fucking farmer looking at his dog like. who’s toddler did you steal???
I think it is very important that everyone see the good boy in question. His name is Buford.
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National Auburn Society: would you like to see the world's tiniest owl?
Me: YOU BET YOUR ASS
Was not disappointed
Some drawing requests from Twitter:
- kingdon in 90s office attire
- fairy Mel
- Mel with her hair down