Bisexual Analysis Unit

Jasmine, 27, gay Spencer Reid puts the bi in bicon.

[shamebats]

If you see the quote "I refuse to share my body with a man who wouldn't defend it politically" or any variation of it floating around the internet — it was Kat Blaque who originally said it and she would really appreciate it if people gave her proper credit for it but it's gone viral on a lot of different platforms and most of the people sharing it don't know it's from her or choose not to credit her on purpose.

[shamebats]

Like I just know terfs are going to be parroting it pretending it wasn't said by a black trans woman about herself & her life.

[scumbagsblog]

where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every time I consider making a sandwich I think of this fucking tweet.

The stupid thing is that it puts me in the mindset of being an NPC looking forward to a balanced, delicious, good-looking sandwich, instead of some vegemite half-heartedly smeared between a couple of bits of bread. So now I'm like "well if my goal is Sandwich, it should be a good sandwich". I mean it's gotta look good in the thought bubble right? Some guy wandering around in a computer game would be imagining a picture of a ham and cheese toastie AT MINIMUM, probably with tomato and some greens in there. Possibly he'd imagine a full on sub sandwich.

I have started putting actual effort into making tastier, prettier sandwiches. Because of this fucking tweet.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#tricked into eating healthy by autism wanting the meme to be happy

Okay listen,

[lettering-is-my-music]

[feluka]

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

[juniperarts]

Love the idea of everyone assuming Jayce and Viktor are dating when they call the other their partner 😂

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

too tired to be part of the solution but don't want to be part of the problem? compromise by becoming part of a new, much funnier problem

[ronoken]

This post appeared directly after a post about Americans joining Red Note, and it took me a good 30 seconds to realize it was a seperate post and not a reblog.

[vulpinesaint]

quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

[vulpinesaint]

many people having a wonderful time engaging in the act of creation

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i love adhd. i have a lot to do at work today. i take my meds. i open the word document. i immediately misspell “benzodiazepines.” i go on tumblr to post “benzodiazepenis….” for the mutualés. and then it’s 45 minutes later and ive caught up on tumblr and checked the weather and read a fic and texted an ex and ordered new pens and looked up a recipe for chicken pot pie and posted about adhd and done zero work.

[nyansense-the-nyanbinary]

you CANNOT leave this in the tags that's so perfect and accurate

Yeagh for fuckin real...

[shieldofiron]

Derek: No, I can multitask.

[shieldofiron]

Derek: No, I can multitask.

[dogpawsswapgod]

Caitlyn .5 seconds after removing her top & applying the STUNNED status effect to Vi

[typekast]

My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

[rubykgrant]

[astriloquum]

[singt0me]

jayce heard hozier sing “should have worshipped her sooner” and thought oh shit and cried for like 5 hours

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS (2021 - 2024): Caitlyn "Rizzlord" Kiramman

[arcanegifs]

#love that s2 was like 's1 was not clear enough. we need the people to know that caitlyn is absolutely drowning in pussy 24/7' (via @silverislander)

[gophersdomain]

something something despite the all horrors and tragedies of the world, love was there and that's all that matters

[swedenis-h]

Wife lovers till they die

[gilsart]

Not to me. Not if it’s you.