why tho

[bisexualglutenslut]

Your kinks is your lilith rather than your mars.

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Teddy Lupin is non-binary, you can't change my mind.

[bisexualglutenslut]

I mean... none of Lizzo's dancers are the same size or bigger than her. I have noticed it in the past, but I didn't think too much of it, so idk

[bisexualglutenslut]

This Barbie wants to date another Barbie!! Or an Allan idc

[bisexualglutenslut]

Let's weaponize the word triggered back at conservatives

Oh, yeah, she's trans and this a-hole got TRIGGERED HAHAHA

[bisexualglutenslut]

My toxic trait is that i think i could sing The Ballad of Jane Doe without a problem first try

[bisexualglutenslut]

If i had a nickel for every time my abuser was a sagittarius, id have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but its weird that it happened both times, right?

[bisexualglutenslut]

I bet Brendon Urie is gonna name his kid Freddie Marc

[sayonara-stars-deactivated20210]

Hamilton on shuffle: Ooh, who is this kid? What’s he gonna do?

Also Hamilton on shuffle: The Reynolds Pamphlet.

[michonnegrimes]

Turns out we have a secret weapon! An immigrant you know and love who’s unafraid to step in! He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen – Everyone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman! LAFAYETTE!          Daveed Diggs as Marquis de Lafayette in HAMILTON

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I’ll cry at my wedding because it’s a miracle it’s happening

[bisexualglutenslut]

If soap falls on the ground, will the soap get dirty or the dirt clean?

[cinnamonboleyn]

Favourite Six Dialogue

I’ve seen a few people do this and I wanted to give my take on it! I’m sorry if these are all outdated lines, lol.

or as we like to call it.... HERSTORY

*obnoxious laughter*

And killing it on the keys we’ve got Joan!

*very soft piano song*

*GUITAR HIT*

The winning contestant was the most Protestant!

and TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT!.... to know

Muyyyy bieeeennn

I just don’t think I’ll look that good in a wIMPLE! So I’m like NO. WAY.

The one with the Plan,

the Plan To Steal The Man,

ANNE!

YEAHIhadadaughterandhe l i t t e r a l y CHOPPED MY HEAD OFF

wow yeah, what a stressful situation that literally never happened

You know, like GIRL POWER WOOOO!

HANS *raspy voice* h o l b e i n

no need to zank us, ze pleasure has been ours iN ZE HAUS OF HOLBEIN

-UH! *snap* How about the loss of the SACRED BOND given to you by GOD that comprimis- ILOSTMYHEAD!

yeah, speaking of funny, good luck trying to compete with us, honey!

your lives sound terrible! and your songs

Just. The entirety of K Howard’s speech.

Um excuse me? Were you not listening to my song? There were 4 CHORUSES, THAT’S HOW MUCCHHH i had to deal with

Nice neck, by the way! *high five*

OHHHHH BOOOOOO HOOOOOO BABYMARYHADTHECHICKENPOCKS and YOU weren’ttheretoholdherhand you know, it’s funny because when I wanted to hold my NEWBORNSON, I! DIED!

lol, just kidding my life’s AMAZING

Hell yeah Anna’s killing it

and get down like it’s 1499

eveRYONE NOTICES JANE CAN’T DANCE

one of

*sung depressingly*

s i i i i x

Since the only thing we have in common is our husband, grouping us is an inherently comparative act and as such unnecessarily elevates a historical approach ingrained in patriarchal structures- yeah. I read.

this is a REMIX!!!!!!!

But why does anyone give a SHHHH who he is?!?

Or could it be his extraordinarily

*hit*

Strong

*hit*

Six W I I I I I V E S!

that freaking harmony. Kills me

we thought so.

[bisexualglutenslut]

Died of natural causes... WHEN WILL JUSTICE BE SERVED?!

Being rejected for your looks legit sounds terrible... I wouldn't know anything about that...

I wrote this song when I heard that Catherine of Aragon had tragically died... It's called wearing yellow to a funeral.

[gonegay]

*organizes future around doing as little math as possible*