later, ho nuggets

stevie. 23. any pronouns. formerly sallysetoncore, alan-j-corbett, etc etc

[cordspaghetti]

im 24 yrs old and WASHED UP 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[bisexualmegmasters]

sitting down and going "do i want to watch dropout or the dan and phil patreon" is such a blessing. love my life!

[prettyodddefender]

a fever you cant sweat out is so interesting. bc its essentially a kid feeling stuck in their surroundings and a shitty home and teen dating problems and imagining a fake world to live in but ur so nihilistic and jaded already that even ur fantasyland sucks. and pretty odd is the grief is never ending but so is the love. swag city.

[eileenleahy]

smoking that shit that made sera gamble

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[icantspellthings]

Im going to shoot you people with a fucking gun

[televisionenjoyer]

Everyone has an accent it came free with your language 🙄

[audliminal]

Congrats to every reply like this for failing to understand the fundamental definition of an accent. Of course you think you sound normal! It's the way you speak!

[salarta]

Gonna sign language at you in a very southern accent

[inthewaytoamultilinguallife]

Sign languages also comes with accents, you can easily watch people sign and tell the difference

You get different sign language accents, you get regional accents, and you even get "second language speaker accent"

[bisexualmegmasters]

cute girl w septum piercing asked for my instagram at work (win) but she posted literally today about being a huge swiftie (loss)

[bisexualmegmasters]

duolingo chess would be infinitely better if the character teaching you wasn't oscar

[igorafvckassbowlcut]

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

[hungwy]

Working out literally feels good did anyone know this

[hungwy]

Lied. Can't move now

[sealtrick]

[bisexualmegmasters]

everyone shut up go listen to waving through a window by owl city it's magical

[bisexualmegmasters]

just found out owl city is one guy don't hit me up

[bisexualmegmasters]

i have a GREAT story about my tags on my last reblog but . i have to be soooo vague. i approached a local celebrity and yapped w him for like fifteen minutes about spuffy's first sex scene . we're insta mutuals now

[mclennonyaoi]

i feel like those posts thatre like “REAL gay people don’t talk about yaoi discourse they go to gay clubs and do ket” are crazy like i understand they’re critiquing a hyper specific genre of online queer but babe they can do both… i know people who are ravers and are always on shrooms and read mcr rpf like i feel like we draw a big line between the online queer community and the in person one but that girls at gay bars have tumblr accounts it’s really not that seperate

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

[slut-jpeg]

what musical artist/band have you seen in concert the most and how many times have you seen them?

[muppetshow2026]

jar jar binks in a comedy club har har binks jar jar binks golfing par par binks oil jar jar binks tar tar binks fish jar jar binks gar gar binks internet jar jar binks jar jar links mustelidae jar jar binks jar jar minks interior designer jar jar binks jar jar pinks long distance jar jar binks far far binks alcoholic jar jar binks bar bar drinks

[muppetshow2026]

jar jar binks picks up ice skating jar jar rinks jar jar binks getting bullied jar jar stinks

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???