[bishamon]

♡ 𝑽𝑨𝑰𝑺𝑹𝑨𝑽𝑨𝑵𝑨 🎐 ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

🦢 War god + dullahan ;

multifictive and system host 🪷

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[merely-a-caricature]

Normalize super close friendships instead of assuming there must be a romantic and/or sexual factor—friends are a wonderful treasure!

[toomanyf4ndoms77]

Fandom will see a female character going through turmoil and trauma and think “How can we make this about how a man feels?”

[bishamon]

Now seeking: fertile penis that doesn't ask questions

[nanapup]

the princess demands uhmmmm like...20 dollar

[jadedresearcher]

ngl this is the funniest procedural thing ive made in a while i saw https://genders.wtf/gauntlet/ and realized that the only way it could be better is if it went forever

kinda curious to see what ppl get

[oldpaintings]

A Rose Arbour and Old Well, Venice by Ellen Fradgley (English, 1897-1942)

[simena]

Timothy Easton

[perriaeyjeve]

[rozieramati]

via

[cheshmenoor]

[perriaeyjeve]

[robotclownindulgence]

[vivi-llain]

silks

[musithical]

i have a lot of patience with this - more than some in our system - but it does get frustrating to repeatedly have to explain that we are different people in more ways than just memory sometimes.

"you don't seem like yourself today" yeah it's because i'm not 'myself', i'm somebody else

"you had a different opinion a few days ago" no i didn't, that was someone else

"why are you having a hard time understanding this now" because i'm not the one who understands it well, that's someone else

"i thought you liked this thing?" no, you thought someone else liked it

it's such a small thing but it does get to me at times

[bigevilcamillo]

June 2nd ♊

Happy Birthday to Miyuki Sawashiro!!

[danielwaldorf]

since becoming a barista i have noticed a few very distinct typologies among my customers. such as:

the woke left: young and fashionable. visible tattoos. often enjoys matcha, lavender flavoring, oat milk, and cold foam. pretty decent customers.

sweet old man: drinks very sweet iced lattes, pays in cash, puts all of his change in the tip jar. sometimes orders hot coffee and i get scared that his shaky old man hands will spill it and he'll get burned but that has not yet happened and god willing never shall.

evil old man: only wants drip coffee and declares it ridiculous that any other form of coffee exists. some variants only want americanos and these variants are even scarier. watch out.

sweet old woman: might need her daughter's help to order but is very bubbly and open to trying new things. compliments baristas freely and frequently.

evil old woman: does not want coffee and only wants sweet tea or soda. will not tip even if she spends three hours in the shop repeatedly asking baristas to fetch things for her.

errand husband: either stiltedly recites an order to you or shows you the order in their texts/notes app. needs to step out of line and make a phone call if you ask any follow-up questions.

grindset girlie: always wearing scrubs, an apron, and/or a name tag. orders the exact same thing every day and knows the exact change she'll need to pay for it. her regular order is both extremely caffeinated and extremely sweet.

#mamabear: is actively wrangling two to four children while ordering. order changes repeatedly because the children cannot decide if they want a muffin or a cookie or apple juice or chocolate milk etc. for some reason these women are always wearing an article of clothing or carrying some personalized item that says "mama" on it.

schoolchildren: band of two to eight adolescents hanging out after school. extremely indecisive but generally quite polite and tip well.

amnesiac in love: grown adult who needs their partner to tell them what they like. gets asked a question about their own preferences and turns to their partner to answer for them. generally acts like a shy child looking to their guardian for behavioral cues if you try to interact with them and only wants to talk to mommy i mean their wife.

this of course is not an exhaustive list but those are just some of the most consistent Types i get. ok bye xoxo