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[florhalmist]

[psych2go]

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[hyrude]

why is this being presented as comical advice. i think it’s nice

[sixpenceee]

[schmergo]

is he…… you know….. [imitates crab claws]……. from Maryland?

[psyce]

i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

[hungwy]

add me to the broth

[anthropologyofwater-deactivated]

when oscar wilde wrote “there are moments when one has to choose between living one’s own life, fully, entirely, completely-or dragging out some false, shallow, degrading existence that the world in its hypocrisy demands” i felt that

[thefckintrashking]

[just-2am-thoughts-blog]

And in the end, I thanked you. Because without you, I wouldn’t be this strong.

just-2am-thoughts (via just-2am-thoughts)

[apikaliaa]

If you love two people at the same time, chose the second. Because if you really loved the first, you wouldn’t have fallen for the second.

Johnny Depp // Excerpt from a love story that doesn’t exist #25 (via apikaliaa)

[irrelevantpoe]

My heart would take you back in a blink of an eye, but my mind, my mind knows everything you’ve done to me.

Nj (via irrelevantpoe)

[kiefbowl]

some women be like “my man washed a dish once. I’m very lucky” and it makes me so sad for her like you just know she never cums

[fuschious-deactivated20191012]

My sister just walked into my room, grunted “oil” and promptly collapsed on the floor

[the-german-russian-skinwalker-d]

Fuck she got possessed by america

[celes7ial-deactivated20180319]

she’s gonna pass her classes and she’s gonna graduate

[ablogofnature]

Who

[celes7ial-deactivated20180319]

the girl reading this

[thekidjesse]

[yugoslavic]