“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.
you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.
i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.
[ID: A Reddit post on r/AskReddit by u/PreOpTransCentaur. It reads, “You can have sex with one real person from all of human history - who is your ultimate lay?” There is a reply by u/phil8248 that reads:
I’d like to have sex one more time with my wife who passed away from cancer 9 years ago. My body yearns for hers. The ultimate downside to finding “the one” is she may die young and leave you wanting.
Under this reply, there’s a comment by u/somethingobscur that reads, “I also choose this guy’s dead wife.” /end ID]
Lmao definitely happy and sad cried at this













