What the FUCK is a chonce???

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

Goodnight ladies

Men stay up and think about your past or something.

[hidingoutbackstage]

I’m right and I should say it

[bigfloridaboy]

[luisonte]

[ed-longshanks]

just boys bein boys

[nerdlingwrites]

When they talk about boys being boys, this is the kind of dumb ass, 4-guys-sharing-1-brain-cell nonsense they should be referring to.

[deadgodjess]

“Okay that’s cool but how do they plan to deal with stopping…?”

“…”

“Ah. I see. They didn’t.”

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[zsnes]

his name is Whole Roasted Chicken

[d-reamy]

via weheartit

[kahzu]

[511am]

Evolution of Nissan

[thetyrannosaur]

My cat does this before throwing up

[12345675432132345643-deactivate]

the fuck is a resume bitch give me the job

[nerdjpg]

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

Dude what? She tied you to the kitchen chair? Broke your throne & cut your hair? From your lips she drew the..? Broooo

[infininoodle]

are we human

or are we dentists

[kristina100000]

13 y/o me not knowing i have depression: i need to write poetry for some reason

[127leilas]

this is the only tiktok ever

[jacobhadanafro]

[milfsmackdown]

life’s worth living

[earthnation]

*open rp*

[aquus]

EARTH NO!!!

[earthnation]

DONT fuck with Galactic Empress Reba

[aquus]

reba-san… i cannot allow you to proceed no matter what!

[earthnation]

i applaud your moxie young lady but…

do you really think you have the power to stop me!?

[aquus]

i know you’re powerful reba..and to be honest..im afraid…scared to death even…

but then i realized something! life is scary sometimes! hard even! and sometimes you’ll have nowhere to go!

but as long as you have good friends who love you by your side…as long as you have someone to fight for..theres no way you can lose!

we’ve been charged with protecting this world..its people..their feelings…are all in our hearts!

CRESCENT BEAM SHOWER!

[earthnation]

now if you’re done with these little games…

THEN PERISH SAILOR MOON

[pumkinsyrup]

Me after Super Bowl Half Time