Once Youre In Hell Only The Devil Can Help You Out

SAW sideblog | 1-7 supremacy

[wordfather]

worst thing about a job is that you have to. keep showing up. like you have to. you gotta.

[hsw3k]

Leigh Whannell roasting himself in character descriptions.

Bonus:

[bitchhoffman]

no but actually I was giggling and kicking my feet in the theater when hoffman showed up. like oh my goddd there he isssss it felt like when you see a neighborhood raccoon in your garbage like aw hi you little weirdo I missed you

[bitchhoffman]

I’d review saw x but I forgot it all the second hoffman showed up in the end credit. that was the movie to me. mexico what? cecilia who? sorry I can’t hear you over my psycho old man (the other one) being unhelpful the whole movie and delivering cringe lines 😌

[twocrabcake]

hoffman was in that movie for less than a minute yet captivated the audience with his cringefail dialogue, surprisingly good aging, and single spinning shot of his tits

[hyrude]

am i allowed to post about saw x yet. john has a surgical oncologist on the payroll and presumably told him he was going to get the miracle treatment of “surgery and a drug cocktail” that cures every form of cancer and lawrence was like “yeah thats real. have fun in mexico”

[markh0ffmanz]

love to think that the reason why hoffman didn't get invited to mexico is because he'd be useless. john's getting bloodboarded while amanda's having a breakdown and hoffman is 30 miles away on a beach somewhere with sunglasses on, his tits out, and a comically large margarita in his hand. phone on do not disturb

[bitchhoffman]

Pick the least popular choice and you survive the saw trap

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Voting ended onMar 3, 2023

[bathroomtrapped]

dont forget to inhale

[vanilladella]

the four horsemen of the apocalypse; war, pestilence, famine & death.

[denebsapphic-deactivated2024070]

[smileboyo-deactivated20240129]

[aluishere]

Hmm.. something you notice about these photos?

Maybe you guys noticed it and I'm just highly ADHD but... Uhh..

His shoes-

THEY'VE BEEN GLITTERY THIS WHOLE TIME?? THEY ARE SO SPARKLY --

Y'know what, John has an excellent taste in fashion. You rock those twinkle toes, billy.

[bitchhoffman]

saw a post about saw x theories and it reminded me of how much time I spend trying to ignore the fact that jigsaw and spiral exist lol

[hyrude]

[yo-its-matt]

Imagine jigsaw bringing the current torture puzzle to a screeching halt to announce over the PA system: “oh my god guys they got the pentagon!!”

[tibby]

realised that when i made that lawrence gifset the other day that a graphics interchange format could never do justice to the line delivery or the general theatrics he has going on. anyway here’s a clip of one of the funniest moments in the entire saw franchise.

[thegayjoker]