[technofinch]

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

[64mpg]

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

[64mpg]

it’s just not possible

[anglaised]

this one funny trick makes people very angry

[kiricumber]

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[drowning-lessonz]

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there

[anglaised]

You are my SpongeBob, my only SpongeBob, you make me paaaatttties, at krusty krab! you'll never know Sponge, how much I love you, please don't take my SpongeBob away !!!!

[thememedaddy]

[foxglove-tea]

“Why r all of your ocs queer and neurodivergent in some way” fucking look at me

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Im fucking addicted to blanket

[tall]

[knightclubbing]

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...

[scissorsaint]

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

[kinuko]

Mitch mcconnell might be dead

[luxwing]

[dogpuppy]

[wrenchswango]

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and