Swim Free or Die

Lyss. 20. She/Her. Fictional things have taken over my life, and I'm perfectly okay with that.

[spikeface]

[toshio]

listen…i’ll probably never get over how good brotherhood’s first opening was

[darlinglum]

[hazelstellar]

Towa: I can't say anything or else I'd change history.

Meanwhile Kagome:

[inukagkik]

like mother like daughter

[meanplastic]

[ellieisnotoldyet-deactivated202]

I’ve been reading through the notes and I just have to say that I absolutely promise, promise, promise you that nobody in the dental surgery is there to judge you, and we’re certainly not mad at you. Cavities happen. Even to dentists. You think your dentist has a mouth full of virgin teeth? Unlikely! They’ve all visited eachother’s surgeries to get a quickie filling (ooh, saucy) between patients. They understand that life can get in the way of oral hygiene sometimes. They understand that life’s too short not to eat chocolate. They understand that you’ve got to live. I swear to you that everyone in that room is just there to help you. Please, please, please don’t stop going to the dentist because you’re worried they’ll be mad at you. It’s really not the case. They understand. It’s fine. It’s really, really fine. Please go to the dentist. I promise you it’s ok.

[realityremedy]

You would not believe how comforting this is.

[sydcores-moved-deactivated20210]

[kristenbouchard]

bitches will bring a million things to do on a train ride or long car trip and then spend the entire time looking out the window and daydreaming. i’m bitches

[loverdeluxe]

today is the 02/02/2020 which is the same date backwards and that happens once in a thousand years so that’s cool

[thestoryandyou]

[richardalexanderrr]

basing a foreign speaker’s intelligence on how fluent they are in a foreign language is so ignorant

[runthatonebymeagain-deactivated]

As my dad always says, “Anyone who speaks with an accent knows one more language than you.”

[fantasticallytragical-deactivat]

Fullmetal Alchemist + Onion Headlines (3/3)

[meowlerex]

Modern au dorks

[gay-irl]

[kaquiche]

a big fuckin mood I found on twitter

[kataara]

the sweetest part about katara telling toph she’s pretty is that toph believes her because she can tell when people lie.. so toph could tell that katara was telling the truth. my heart. 

[doodleladi]

How has it been 10 years and I didn’t realize this

[mizzmello]

@ the ppl who claim Light had a long and tumultuous downfall to insanity caused by the “power of the notebook”…. he’s literally calling himself God and screaming at a TV halfway into the second episode? I mean, relatable, but hardly a journey…

[portaljumper339]

Dude saw the slippery slope and decided to grab a sled

[badjokesbyjeff]

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC Nothing was moving.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”

“Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations.”

“How much is everyone giving, on an average?” the driver asks.

The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.”

[jenstracted]

op we’ve talked about this change your URL this is quality content

[gnabrie]

stuff that happened in the past decade

[thyrell]

reading this post feels like doing 90 in a 35 zone

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

Damn all these things happened this decade huh