I just what?

Why do I even have a tumblr? What do I even do on here? I guess I'm here now.

[strange-aeons]

GET DOWN MR STRANGE THEY FOUND YOU

NO TWITTER STOP LOOKING THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE HERE

[strange-aeons]

Okay fine let’s unpack this

1. Calling me a tumblrina: feels wrong coming from a twitter user but at least it’s true

2. Calling me a millennial: fine. Pretty sure I’m elder gen z but the soup zone between 1995 and 2000 can go either way depending on who you ask

3. Calling me a mall goth. Intriguingly nonsensical. Mall goth is a subculture which has been dead for like 15 slutty slutty years. Of course there are kids in Tripp pants puppeting its corpse around on tiktok but I am very much not one of them. No elements of my style are mall goth I’m literally some guy in a black shirt.

[kaijuno]

[kaijuno]

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

[bonyassfish]

[kaijuno]

Yeah okay that’s fair

[largishcat]

wapo really channeling the mcsweenys today

[dduane]

(chuckle)

...Article's free, BTW. Go read the rest of it. And have a look at the comments.

[kaijuno]

Damn it’s not even telling me to check the engine anymore

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[theauthor27]

[lux-astralis]

[imsoglitter]

OP turned off reblogs (and I understand why) but I wanted this on my dash

[only-tiktoks]

[picturesque-about-it]

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

"Because I do it with a small boat, I am called a pirate and a thief. You, with a whole navy, molest the world and are called an emperor."

-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great

"What even is a war? Like isn't it illegal to kill people?"

-This girl

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

They are both right

[sioltach]

[ironlily-art]

There's a trend about the exaggerated outfit contrast on twitter

and when the first time I saw it, my thoughts are kimono

[heroineimages]

They're lovely!

[charlesoberonn]

Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[kushblazer666]

[h0useofw0lves]

i need to recreate this truck i saw with my eyes while driving on the highway today gimme a sec

[h0useofw0lves]

it was like this

[potholefullofsoup]

found a pic on reddit. 10/10 for accuracy

[escuerzoresucitado]

[w-olf-deactivated20230722]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thetreeofliberty]