Do you want to hear what SuzuKen sounds like jacking off? yeah, you do.
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Do you want to hear what SuzuKen sounds like jacking off? yeah, you do.
No translation because it doesn’t add much tbh
oh god
I'm currently so into writing this. Try reading it and please share with me your thoughts! ✴
shell eric u gotta chill
stop having sex everytime u guys see each other (Tho we're enjoying it)
Ushijima has no chill
I just really REALLY needed to draw this textpost
More textpost comics
I WAS LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT AND TOTALLY FORGETTING ABOUT MY EXAMS TOMORROW WTF FTW
KILLING STALKING GOT ME LIKE OH MY GOHD
au where yoonbum and sangwoo are in a proper, normal, healthy and happy relationship
Oikawa, Kageyama and Kuroo + Christmas Special ‘Mistletoe’
Warning: some swear words.
Oikawa Tooru
‘’Oikawa-’’ Kiss. ‘’-stop it-’’ Kiss. ‘’-already,-’’ Kiss. ‘’-you jerk!’’ And what did you get? Another kiss.
After miserably failing to push this needy lips, you tried kicking as slapping, but even these methods wouldn’t stop this monster.
‘’Why should I? It is not my fault we are standing under the mistletoe!~’’ He laughed, pecking both of your cheeks, before coming back to your abused mouth.
‘’Well, it’s not my fault you keep dragging this fucking tree everywhere we go! And put your tongue in my mouth again when we are in public and you will have to explain to Iwaizumi, why you can’t attend practice for the rest of your life!’’ You groaned, pulling his hair as hard as you possibly could, but his dingustinly sweet grin didn’t falter even a little bit.
‘’One more kiss and I’m done, okay?’’ He asked innocently, tilting his head to the side. You only nodded in response, agreeing - happy at the thoughts of ending this torture.
Tooru blushed slightly, put his hands around your waist and connected your lips. The kiss was special and domestic in many ways. It felt different than any other, but also very similar. After five minutes, which seemed like forever, he finally moved away from your probably red face. You cheered in you mind, because now you will have a little more freedom.
But then he fucking pecked your lips again. ‘’Hey! You cheater!’’ ‘’I said, no kisses! However, we didn’t discuss pecks, smooches, butterfly kisses, etc. it’s going to be a long Christmas for you, my love!’’ He chuckled childishly, but you still felt an unpleasant shiver run down your spine. He may look like an angel and all, but deep inside he was a devious creature.
Kageyama Tobio
It was probably nothing new, but you and Tobio were arguing again. You didn’t even remember what was the whole thing about, but you were screaming anyway.
You didn’t even care that your loud conflict was placed in the gym in front of your teammates and senpais.
‘’Tanaka-senpai.’’ Whispered Hinata. ‘’Don’t you think we should stop them or something?’’ He asked completely dumbfounded.
‘’I don’t know, I’m not ready to die.’’ The bold male, replied with a frown.
‘’I think I have an idea.’’ Added Sugawara, who literally appeared out of nowhere.
‘’You know what Tobio, sometimes you are so freaking annoying that I don’t know why..-’’
-
‘’You don’t know why what?!’’ He interrupted harshly, not ready for your answer. His eyes shined furiously.
‘’Why–’’
‘’Heey~ Look up guys!’’ Someone who you assumed was Sugawara-senpai sang, pointing at the Sawamura, who was standing next to you unnoticed until now.
‘’What?!’’ You and Kageyama yelled and looked up in unison. What you saw, caused the blush on your, now calm, faces. You immediately started regretting nasty words from earlier. Your bodies froze for a minute, before your eyes finally caught a proper contact and millions of overwhelming emotions made you throw yourselves at each other, into the long awaited kiss. You were too much in love to behave like that and this cheesy Christmas tradition was able to remind you of that
Kuroo Tetsurou
He wasn’t furious, he wasn’t even angry. He has just started feeling a little more desperate lately. You and he have been an official couple for two months now and despite his great adoration for you, not sharing a first kiss was absolutely stressing him out. He has tried to kiss your beautiful pinkish lips on several occasions, but none of his well-prepared ideas have worked so far. ‘’Maybe, you should try under the mistletoe.’’ Kenma stated calmly, not bothering to look up from his phone. ‘’Kenma, you are a genius.’’ ‘’Am I?’’ But the volleyball captain didn’t hear his friend’s words anymore, already involving all of his teammates in a new plan.
After fifteen minutes of talking, kicking, arguing at throwing bals at faces - all of yelled some motivation things and decided to do their best to make Kuroo happy…or quiet.
-
You were currently doing absolutely nothing when Yaku came out of nowhere looking determined for a reason you weren’t ready to know.
He patted your arm gently to gain your attention and asked you to go to the gym. Not wanting to disappoint him, you just did what he asked for.
Opening the gym door, you were welcomed by a swallowing darkness.
‘’Um, hello? Yaku told me to come here..’’
‘’Come closer!’’ Someone, whose voice you could recognise everywhere, whispere from somewhere in front of you.
‘’Tetsu what..’’
‘’Just come closer!’’
‘’Okay, okay. Geez…’’
You made more than five steps and suddenly the lights turned on, almost blinding you. ‘’Wh–What is THIS?’’ You exclaimed, shocked upon seeing the whole gym ceiling decorated with fresh branches of mistletoe. ‘’Surprise!’’ Kuroo’s hands sneaked around your shoulder. His mouth dangerously close to your ear, tickling it with every breath. ‘’Now you have to kiss me.’’ He whispered slowly, trying to be seductive and well, succeeding. Out of nowhere, realisation hit you harder than three first days of period. ‘’If you wanted to kiss me, you could have just asked.’’ Laughing you turned to face him.
‘’I know, but it was stressing me out–’’ You didn’t even let him finish and kissed him roughly. throwing him off guard.
He was talking to much anyway.
+
‘’Heey, Yaku-senpai..since we are here too, maybe we could..–’’
‘’Fuck off.’’
And poor Lev, left gym whining like a child.
ichigyou (ichigyou)
SENTENSU-O!!!!!!
AKUTAGAWA YOU'RE TOO OBVIOUS
"You are praised by Dazai-san. You don't even understand how lucky you are." -Akutagawa to Atsushi
Everyone be like freaking out about the "After the Finals, let's end this." Everyone we gotta chill, have you seen/read Yuuri’s next words huh. And the tone of this voice in that "let's end this" is not sad. We'll get through this fandom, the moment of truth is near and we'll make history.
PHICHIT PHICHIT PHICHIT
Saying it makes me so happy. Try it. Come on. Phichit. Phichit. Phichit. Phichit.
YURI!!! ON ICE EPISODE 10
I WAS CRYING FOR THE WHOLE 23 MINUTES
chuuya and dazai tryna beat ash and pikachu’s combo wtf
I LIKE BAD BOYS
Daisho Suguru fck
I wanna talk about the CAT DADDY you guys
Okay so I actually don’t know where to start but i just want to inform everyone that this guy ruined my life.
Yup. This guy right here.
This fucking bedhead.
This old-fart captain.
Okay so, I just want to point out the things that makes him the perfect boyfriend material. So let’s goohohoho
His height is just perfect sml, he can rest his chin on your head any moment, unless you’re a 6-footer girlfriend
That nest he has on top of his head that’s called hair, gohd I would catch an atomic bomb just to run my hands through those locks
Imagine waking up beside him and you just can’t keep your hands yourself you just reach out to those black locks
or when he’s resting his head on your shoulder his hair would really tickle your neck and u’ll start to squirm cuz damn it’s too ticklish
Did I mention how that bangs makes him really yummy
FUCK I WANNA SEE HIM WITH HIS HAIR DOWN
Those cute lil eyebrows
THE SMIRK BISHES
LOOK AT THAT SMIRK
I WANNA WIPE THAT SMIRK OFF YOUR LIPS WITH MAH LIPS
THE NECK YES you just want to leave purple bruises uh huh
SHIRTLESS KUROO TETSUROU U GUYS
I just want those strong arms to wrap around me you know
Can you even imagine how sexy his torso might be omg
AND THAT PART WE ALL LOVE
CHOKE ME
Can you even imagine resting your head on those strong thighs…. or maybe riding it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ENOUGH PHYSICAL QUALITIES GAHD
Now about this matured (no not the dirty meaning) captain
He’s very matured. Maybe because he is a graduating highschool student and is one of the oldest students in the series
He’s very playful…
But he knows when to be serious
He knows when to apologize lol when he offended tsukki
Imagine him offending you bc he is not perfect, he even offended salty tsukki
He’s not dumb or dense, he will notice it right away if he said something harsh or whatever
HE WILL APOLOGIZE
Ppl who apologize and admit their mistake no matter how small it is are very much wanted in this society
Thus I conclude that he is nowhere close to being narrow-minded
HE’s AN OLD FART ANYWAY
HE IS SMART DAMN IT
HE IS IN A COLLEGE PREP CLASS I DON’T CARE IF YOU ALL KNOW THIS I JUST WANT TO SAY IT
Imagine him tutoring you in science and all other subjects AHYEAH MAMA
I say science bc this freak already know about docosahexaenoic acid when he was a first year highschool
SMH I ONLY LEARNED PRONOUNCING THAT FAST AND RIGHT WHEN IT BECAME OUR TOPIC IN OUR THESIS
If I’m not studying a pre-medical course I wouldn’t know that damn DHA and he just entered highschool and is already blabbering about DOCOSAHEXAENOIC ACID
he used it an argument gahd what a nerd
let’s get over that damn fatty acid
He’s very sassy
Very smart and witty in his remarks, EXAMPLES:
ON HOOT HOOT
STILL ON HOOTHOOT
AND FOR HEBI GUY
If you’re in an argument with him he’ll always finish it with “CAT CAUGHT YOUR TONGUE” and he’ll take that tongue literally.
Fights are indeed very seldom as in VERY
He doesn’t admit it but he’ll probably freak out inside if ever he sees you wearing his shirt or jacket
Probably cover his satisfied expression with droopy eyes and that good ol smirk
every after practice he’ll walk you home his hand intertwined with yours or inside his pocket
he’s not that touchy in public
unless someone like oikawa or the nohebi guy starts getting close to you
HIS HAND WILL FIND IT’S WAY TO YOUR WAIST AND HOLD YOU CLOSE
… and the list of reasons go on and on. One thing is for sure, I LOVE KUROO TETSUROU. Look at him.
LOVE YOU DADDY KITTY.
(all photos are not mine, credits to the owners)
OIKAWA with GLASSES
... This mah new kink y'all
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Haha guilty
AIBOU...