local werewolf struggles

❝You have always wanted to caress every monster.❞ Rae. 24. She/They. Writer. Kpop, overwatch, anime, and hockey. Really likes dragons.

[mydeddyalabama]

Can’t wait for Hozier to return and put his big bad bitch of the forest foot back down on ed sheerans windpipe

[whitewashedhanzo]

dva merch is like the only fandom clothing that i could ever conceivably wear in public cuz first of all most of it is cute and pink and pastel blue second of all shes a popular enough character that you could still kind of come across as a well adjusted normie if you wear a dva snapback or some shit..otoh you wear a hanzo tshirt in public and i would cast the first stone

[whitewashedhanzo]

like look at how charmingly tacky this is..yes we love gamer girls in this house

[valtsv]

me: i don’t have a voice kink

a woman: *has a deep and husky voice*

me, clutching my chest like a damsel in a period romance novel: good lord

[kaiserghidorah]

You’ll not find a more perfect metaphor for the internet in 2018.

[lake-erie]

haters will see you braving the swift current to catch salmon in your teeth and be like he can’t afford a fishing rod

[girlwithouthands-deactivated201]

I propose a new term: ‘wolfbaiting’ for when a work of literature references wolves in its title but actually has no wolves

[andhumanslovedstories]

Now that I’m studying bio, may I just say how fervently I wish my primary association with the words “alpha, beta, omega” was literally anything other than what it is

[andhumanslovedstories]

My nutrition professor was talking about vitamins and said, “the only reason you all even know the words alpha and omega is because of sororities,” and I wanted so badly to raise my hand and be like “if you’re gonna be a dick for some reason, please let me explain to you in depth my immediate connotations for those words”

[validmogai]

Semibisexual- Bisexuality but with attraction to only one gender

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

me, uncovering a shallow grave of moss and driftwood: hey hozier what’s the mood for pride

hozier, blinking up at the light, awakened from his slumber: the ghost of the lesbian that possessed me when I wrote work song asks that the parades be bathed in light so beautiful it is hitherto unknown outside of the golden hours, that her children be protected, that everyone has a place in the shade to rest with the fawns and magpies, and that cops are drowned.

me, tucking him back in until it’s a new moon: thanks bud

[no-rx]

@ all my vampire friends who worry they aren’t “real vampires”: you are vlad

[stimcourseisanevilbastard]

This sounds suspiciously aphobic or possibly terfy

[bipeoplearentyourpawns]

are you aware that you are responsible for the funniest post on this site

[valtsv]

i hate it when people ask “what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?” like. awfully bold of you to assume i’ve reached peak dumbass.

[caitlynkurilich]

A collection of Ladyknights, for anyone feeling particularly chivalrous.

[harlivy]

[harlivy]

[troubledminnesotan]

Sometimes when you’re depressed, you draw more Daphne/Velma ✨

[filbipott]

Marcie will be jealous

[great-neckpectations]

Winston Duke often wears a combination of a colored suit with a black print dress shirt and I love it. Like he dresses so well and takes risks that are fashionable.

[miscreant-side-puffs]

Good post OP good post

[dreamingblond]

i never thought skateboarding was hot until i considered that….. girls do it sometimes….. ugh!! talent

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

If ur song about dating/experimenting w girls has any reference to seeking the permission or pleasure of men it’s Banned from being a WLW anthem, it’s CANCELLED, you have to go to the Katy Perry Shame Box, you are NOT cool for the summer, you are fucking Moist in the autumn