Can’t wait for Hozier to return and put his big bad bitch of the forest foot back down on ed sheerans windpipe

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Can’t wait for Hozier to return and put his big bad bitch of the forest foot back down on ed sheerans windpipe
dva merch is like the only fandom clothing that i could ever conceivably wear in public cuz first of all most of it is cute and pink and pastel blue second of all shes a popular enough character that you could still kind of come across as a well adjusted normie if you wear a dva snapback or some shit..otoh you wear a hanzo tshirt in public and i would cast the first stone
like look at how charmingly tacky this is..yes we love gamer girls in this house
me: i don’t have a voice kink
a woman: *has a deep and husky voice*
me, clutching my chest like a damsel in a period romance novel: good lord
You’ll not find a more perfect metaphor for the internet in 2018.
haters will see you braving the swift current to catch salmon in your teeth and be like he can’t afford a fishing rod
I propose a new term: ‘wolfbaiting’ for when a work of literature references wolves in its title but actually has no wolves
Now that I’m studying bio, may I just say how fervently I wish my primary association with the words “alpha, beta, omega” was literally anything other than what it is
My nutrition professor was talking about vitamins and said, “the only reason you all even know the words alpha and omega is because of sororities,” and I wanted so badly to raise my hand and be like “if you’re gonna be a dick for some reason, please let me explain to you in depth my immediate connotations for those words”
Semibisexual- Bisexuality but with attraction to only one gender
me, uncovering a shallow grave of moss and driftwood: hey hozier what’s the mood for pride
hozier, blinking up at the light, awakened from his slumber: the ghost of the lesbian that possessed me when I wrote work song asks that the parades be bathed in light so beautiful it is hitherto unknown outside of the golden hours, that her children be protected, that everyone has a place in the shade to rest with the fawns and magpies, and that cops are drowned.
me, tucking him back in until it’s a new moon: thanks bud
@ all my vampire friends who worry they aren’t “real vampires”: you are vlad
This sounds suspiciously aphobic or possibly terfy
are you aware that you are responsible for the funniest post on this site
i hate it when people ask “what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?” like. awfully bold of you to assume i’ve reached peak dumbass.
A collection of Ladyknights, for anyone feeling particularly chivalrous.
Sometimes when you’re depressed, you draw more Daphne/Velma ✨
Marcie will be jealous
Winston Duke often wears a combination of a colored suit with a black print dress shirt and I love it. Like he dresses so well and takes risks that are fashionable.
Good post OP good post
i never thought skateboarding was hot until i considered that….. girls do it sometimes….. ugh!! talent
If ur song about dating/experimenting w girls has any reference to seeking the permission or pleasure of men it’s Banned from being a WLW anthem, it’s CANCELLED, you have to go to the Katy Perry Shame Box, you are NOT cool for the summer, you are fucking Moist in the autumn