MOOGLY THE GOOGLY

born 1998 minors dni

[writing-prompt-s]

Every mythical creature has a natural counterpart meant to balance them out. Elves and dwarves, werewolves and vampires, etc. Humans have just discovered they too have a counterpart.

[evilwizard]

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

[evilwizard]

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

[evilwizard]

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

[punkitt-is-here]

i had a dream last night that there was a new deltarune character named krailey and it just looked like a weird knockoff of ralsei that danced in place like a peanuts character and it pissed ralsei off like crazy

[punkitt-is-here]

[punkitt-is-here]

does a stupid gay little dance that pisses everyone ralsei off

[punkitt-is-here]

[pukicho]

I sowed some holes in my clothes today, hashtag house wife

[pukicho]

Who am I kidding. I am a 28 year old single man. I'm no housewife..

[mooglythegreatandgoogly]

you reap what you sew, I guess

[pukicho]

I sowed some holes in my clothes today, hashtag house wife

[pukicho]

Who am I kidding. I am a 28 year old single man. I'm no housewife..

[mooglythegreatandgoogly]

you reap what you sew, I guess

[prokopetz]

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

[prokopetz]

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

[rlyehtaxidermist]

essentially every core premise of the whole language movement has been tested and rejected by both qualitative and quantitative research, but that won't stop them because they can't fucking read

[unichrome]

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

[tpwrtrmnky]

"It would be so cool to be able to squeeze through extremely small gaps unharmed"

"Hey OP, it's actually completely possible to squeeze through extremely small gaps, it happens sometimes in industrial accidents"

"Unharmed?"

"What? Of course not, why would you expect me to account for a word all the way at the end of the sentence?"

[mooglythegreatandgoogly]

Euuuggghh, this is making me scared about everything I've heard about how reading is being taught in school. Nobody's hooked on phonics anymore, now its all scan reading.

[tpwrtrmnky]

"It would be so cool to be able to squeeze through extremely small gaps unharmed"

"Hey OP, it's actually completely possible to squeeze through extremely small gaps, it happens sometimes in industrial accidents"

"Unharmed?"

"What? Of course not, why would you expect me to account for a word all the way at the end of the sentence?"

[wasteofprotons]

dragon x human dating where both think the other is so cool and want to learn as much about them as possible. the human learning to purr and trill to show their affection. the dragon learning how to cook human meals. human learning how to identify weather patterns and flight dangers. dragon learning how to use furniture and navigate city roads.

[wasteofprotons]

and it’s yuri !! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[redstonedust]

i enjoy that theres a lot of dog imagery in the trans community but it seems to vary wildly between "I AM A CAGED WOLF I NEED TO TEAR OFF MY SKIN I NEED YOU TO SEE MY TEETH AND KNOW WHO I TRULY AM INSIDE" and "im ouuppyyy i need . pets on my head :) "

[tpwrtrmnky]

Tbh I think the "but data centers are important infrastructure, not just AI" talking point misses that like

Ok so roads are important infrastructure. A lot of stuff that's important happens on roads. Now, let's imagine that quadrillionaire Matt Stench has decided that the next big tech innovation is the Wide Car. It's a car that takes up six lanes despite seating only one passenger.

The Wide Car is supposed to be the future, and everyone's going to be driving Wide Cars, even though nobody who makes Wide Cars is turning a profit. Employers are offering Wide Cars as an employee benefit, and getting "nah." Some employers are going as far as demanding their employees drive Wide Cars, and the result is that people take time out of their workdays to get in the mandatory gas usage for their Wide Car before driving home in a regular car.

In spite of the fact that the Wide Car is clearly set to fail, there's an enormous push to expand to twelve-lane roads to accommodate a bunch of Wide Cars that simply will not materialize. This is not an organic response to demand, but a speculative investment that amplifies the existing issues with road development for no good reason.

That is the problem.

[tpwrtrmnky]

Oh and the road infrastructure project is buying up resources other people could have used for literally anything else. With money they promise they'll be making from Wide Car sales any day now.

[tpwrtrmnky]

Okay so what I'm getting from the notes is that when you try to transplant some techbro nonsense into an offline equivalent, you have to be careful to avoid simply inventing something the Americans are already doing in real life

[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[puppygirllaika]

you're telling me i have one task, minimal oversight, no time pressure, and every time i complete my goal I get to take a break while walking back down the mountain, during which time I am free to be myself and enjoy the pleasure of my own company in brief respite from my labor? Damn, i could imagine myself happy...

[tpwrtrmnky]

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

[tpwrtrmnky]

Idk what kind of sleep marathons you're all having in the notes but when I sleep for 12+ hours I feel like shit afterwards.

[tpwrtrmnky]

it's been months and I'm still baffled by how this one-sentence post keeps getting so many responses that go "this exists except without the last part of the sentence"

[mapswithoutwyoming]

there should be a tumblr without piss poor reading comprehension

[tpwrtrmnky]

we already have that except with piss poor reading comprehension, which i assume is like an extraneous detail rather than a major part of the point you're making

[gumi-megpoidd]

yeah. yeah.

[gumi-megpoidd]

we're all feeling normal huh

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[transfemmbeatrice]

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice