Logs On. Does Some Gay Shit. Logs Off.

||They/He||20something|| occasionally gore and or bugs because I'm a hannibal fan and autistic but i never tag things (none braincells sorry) so just a warning ❤️

[milf--adjacent]

You think that's cunt you're serving?

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[captain-price-returns]

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

[graham-folger]

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

[quasi-normalcy]

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

[herpsandbirds]

This is easily one of the CRAZIEST videos I've ever gotten. I was rafting down a river when a Yellow Jacket came, landed on my bright pink waterproof phone pouch, and started drinking from the water droplets that had gathered there.

The most amazing part is how the water droplet magnifies the Hornet's mouth parts, so you get to see them up-close!!!! It was FASCINATING to witness!

Here's some of my favorite still shots from that video:

What do you think? 🥰

[westformiles]

@onenicebugperday

!!!

[wifehaver103947]

Awhoahh idid not know this

[wifehaver103947]

[deathstars]

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

[deathstars]

Here you go. This world is beautiful. Humans are beautiful. I love you

[anglaised]

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

[heedra]

if i couldn't have any of the obvious first choice superpowers i would want my power to be the power of i can go anywhere and its not a problem. the way this power would work is that as long as im peaceful and respectful i can go anywhere and nobody will see it as weird or see me as a target for hostility. i can walk into a cool house to politely peep the decor or walk into a tall office building to politely peep the decor or walk around a city at night alone to politely peep the decor or walk into a strange facility to politely peep the decor or walk onto a plane and ride the plane to its destination and then walk around there to politely peep the decor and its fine as long as im chill. no need to make me faster or anything i can just walk at a normal pace. its good for the soul.

[thunkonthehead]

Hello white tumblr user. In front of you is a post made by a Black person about their experiences with racism in a fandom you are a part of. Your challenge is to read the entire post without telling them they're making things up or making a big deal out of nothing. You also may not tell them they're wrong to tell people how to enjoy media or that they should focus on real world issues instead. If you fail this challenge the case of live hornets I have implanted in your sternum will unlock, allowing the hornets to sting your insides until you succumb to the venom. You have 60 seconds. Good luck.

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

“I’m literally ___ character” but not because I have any traits that’d make me like them but because I really fucking love the character I ship them the most with

[stroebe2]

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

[redstonedust]

"i know this show was made for children but i enjoy it too." > awesome and cool. watch whatever you want forever.

"i know it LOOKS like it was made for children but its SECRETLY for us. calling it a kids show is an insult cause kids could never understand these THEMES and EMOTIONS. we're the TRUE fans." > i dont think i trust your opinions. you seem lame as fuck.

[lowpawly]

the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

[apathy-tied-in-knots]

important plot device thats also just authors fetish. call that a jackoffs gun

[stillfuckingtired]

Brain fog is not an adequate descriptor, actually. Fog can be kinda nice and beautiful and ethereal and refreshing. The thing we’re describing is more like a brain BOG; everything moves slow like you’re wading through water, it’s clunky and heavy and you keep getting stuck in the mud. It’s uncomfortable and inconvenient and everything takes so much effort. You lost a shoe, probably.

[sforzzz]

FURRIES: what is your fursona, to you? (Read notes under poll before voting)

Simply myself, but as an anthropomorphic animal, otherwise 1-to-1

And idealized version of myself, but as an anthropomorphic animal

A character written, someone I would like to be (physically)

A character written, someone I would like to be (personality wise)

A "true," uninhibited version of myself even if our behaviors aren't alike IRL

I have multiple, because they are each different parts of me

Functionally, a mascot to draw and/or dress as, I needed to have *something*

A character to have fun with while playing pretend, like a cute outfit

Someone who has no resemblance to me at all, kind of just my *main* character

Their own character with their own story, but I speak through them at times

A character/visual design I liked too much, it naturally became my avatar

I don't have one.

Remaining time: 5 days 15 hours

NOTES: I'm well aware that a lot of these can overlap and there's no succinct way to put it, really. Please, just choose the option that best reflects your reasoning CURRENTLY.

And please, elaborate (but do not argue) in the replies!

[sforzzz]

@were--ralph reblog to help me get data please

[were--ralph]

I got u

[rtvsimagines]

imagine holly does to the ketchup shop

[hollowtones]

Ok

[hollowtones]

So I imagined it.

[rtvsimagines]

i'm really glad because imagination can change the world