The Charge of a Star

Bertie , Partially rehydrated Bog thing, Gay, Tired.

[bitterlymarching]

Wishbone built this on a sound stage with a box of scraps.

And you can’t even do it with 375 million

[tiktaalic]

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

[tiktaalic]

This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties” “and my sixties”

[markv5]

via https://t.me/russian_cat_meme

[pinkegodeath]

we are witnessing the gentrification of the term "tumblr sexyman" in real time and it is extremely disappointing. like no, live-action white boy #265 played by ryan gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. i can't believe i have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker it probably isn't a sexyman

[vodkassassin]

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYINGGGG

[orion-st4rs]

The sploingies

[creekfiend]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[animperfectangelsblog]

[voydhymn]

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

[bitterlymarching]

My neighbor: you look like a Barbara.

Me: sure, but I’m Greek no Greek person would be named Barbara.

Neighbor : you’re not Greek you are American.

Me: no I know, but Barbara…. Is the same root as barbarian, it means ‘bar bar bar bar’ like… as in someone who doesn’t speak Greek. No Greek person, even in America, would name their kid that….

Neighbor : you don’t know.

Me : ok sure.

[playwrongs]

Stephen King’s Fujo

[kungfunurse]

yeah @sunderwight these tags are gold

[datura-45]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[castielrisingabove]

I just keep thinking about how Ryland Grace used to be a regular at his local diner.

[meirimerens]

conversation i just had

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[dietofworm]

A man almost walked into me when I was just standing there like, we saw each other from like half a block away and he basically forced me to jump out of the way

[dietofworm]

Men on the train love to sit next to you and spread there legs and get up in your personal space, if you don't make yourself small to accommodate them then they have no problem pressing up against your body

[dietofworm]

Like the other day this man left a decent gap between him and the man next to me but he was basically almost leaning into me because I refused to make more space for him

[dietofworm]

They think the world belongs to them on such a subconscious level that when you inconvenience them the way they inconvenience everyone else you're a selfish bitch who need to know her place

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.