[goth-queen]

[jame7t]

I’ll be honest- if massive beasts attacked? I would die instantly. I’d be dead in this situation. In any action or horror movie scenario? Buddy I’m already dead before the killer shows up. I combust. I explode. I will die before I am put in a stressful situation, this I promise you

[financepigdotnet]

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

[xanaxfarts]

[krasnoarmeyets]

THE GRIND NEVER STARTS ‼️🔥💯💯

[wonderarium]

this sewing pattern just touched me while i was in the middle of reading it

[ashenmind]

uranium is just as effective as silver on werewolves it just never came up

[oneheadtoanother]

[werewolf-girlfriend]

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it

[toskarin]

you need one especially rigid yet light friend who may be thrown as a javelin in times of peril. you need a friend who can throw them as a javelin in times of peril. you can be someone else's, but within your group it can't be you.

[kosmogrl]

[mercblues]

a car you used to drive can also be a kind of dead wife

[lokisuggestion]

Under my wizard's robe theres just not any thing at all

[dykecadence]

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

[purrfectly]

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[saint-batrick]

because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.

[casualcarnage]

[lustcannibalism]

ooh I get it now. this world wasn’t meant for me

[frogmoss1]

me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

[barelysusan]

happy pride month