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pro figure skater bitty and straight to NHL jack take one look at each other and think "you need psychiatric help"

Coaches Hall and Murray deciding who to recruit for the class of 2017: I think it’s time to stop letting straights play hockey

omg-zuko

Are they,,,, are Hall and Murray… y’know,,

do they share an office?

birlcholtz

and they coached the hockey team…………..

rub-a-dubb

ivecarvedawoodenheart

literally have you EVER seen two people less responsible with blowtorches I love them but I do NOT trust them

Holster: can I use this?

Bitty: sure! just remember not to point it away from what you’re torching

Holster: *immediately points it at the ceiling*

Bitty: :|

Holster: hey uh Rans

Holster: … pretty lit huh

ivecarvedawoodenheart

@omgdexnursey said HIMBO ENERGY and you’re RIGHT

pieplease

Me through my tears; fuckin leaves man

#the LEAVES

doggernaut

Jack Zimmermann is a robot who never makes jokes ever: Wrong

Jack Zimmermann has an incredibly dry sense of humor and only allows himself to be outright silly around people he’s emotionally close with: Right

dieofthatroar

Can I just say, this moment

felt a whole lot like this moment

and just poor jack in his head going “Fuck, this is big time, what do I call him…… oh wait, I probably shouldn’t name him should I? Oh good, oh good, dodged that bullet.”

(Next question at the presser: “Jack, do you actually know your boyfriend’s name?”)

misterjackbittle

Bitty: I’m gau

Bitty: gag*

Bitty: gai**

Shitty: That’s okay, take your time.

Bitty: boys.

valleyxtine

i drew shruti and bits because mlm wlw solidarity

itsacpsideblog

getting strong bitty vibes from this

jackzimmermannn

this might be about bitty, but nursey absolutely wrote it.

itsacpsideblog

okay, but imagine it’s the beginning of Bitty’s senior year, and the new tiny tadpoles can’t help but be a little intimidated by him, despite how nice he is because he’s the captain, and clearly the Haus is his domain, and half the starting line up calls him Mom unironically, and then there’s the Other Thing.

finally one of them plucks up the courage to ask him and is like “um, Bitty? is it true you’re dating Jack Zimmermann?”

and Bitty just lowers his marc by marc jacobs sunglasses with one finger and says firmly, “Absolutely not.” the poor kid is stammering out an apology when Bitty talks over him, saying, “Jack Zimmermann is dating me.”