Mommy Princess

[biwifesquad]

At least Wife Guy Jonathan Harker will never let us down.

[cute-catts]

bro choose every possible cheat code 🐈😺

[dijabix]

rewatching dexter… all this serial killer stuff could have been avoided if Harry just ‘diagnosed’ dexter with autism and not psychopathy…

and took him to see an actual therapist

[everythingfox]

Let him in 😡

[tshifty]

real talk for my us folks this election week, be careful this week yall fr. if you see fascists out in the streets they will be fucking armed please be aware of that. protest is great but be aware of the increased risks. be safe, and if the temperature feels too high trust that instinct. assess the risks. never protest alone. always have an exit strategy.

[marinella-ela]

[phoenixwrites]

#that giraffe is being so cute and curious and gentle#and that is running full speed because this is the worst fucking day if his LIFE#like IMAGINE having your butt gently scooted by the snoot of a pressence so massive#your body is not designed to even see high enough to see the top of#abd hes just gently nudging you along as you run for your life as fast as your legs can carry you#giraffe is playing humans are enjoying turtle is living out a cosmic horror story

[anime-books-and-movies]

✨️The giraffe✨️:

Vs.

The turtle:

[fdelopera]

[hella-slava-deactivated20251129]

He's been salted on!

[soberscientistlife]

[ymutate]

Anastasia Trusova (Russian, born 1989)

“Cat in the Garden”

[teaboot]

I just reada really good fic but halfway through I realized "oh shit this is really familiar.... didn't I write something like this once?" And as I kept reading I kept predicting what happened next and the further I went the more convinced I was that they'd ripped off my story-

like, copied the ENTIRE plot and re-written it, just better than I had? The characters were more fleshed-out than mine were, and the POV was more interesting, and the pace made more sense- but it was MY STORY?

So close to the end I was like "holy shit.. do I message them? Ask if my story inspired theirs? Should I be angry? Flattered?" Cause their tags and description didn't mention me AT ALL, which, sure, it's fanfiction to begin with, but if you're using my work than at least credit me as inspo, right? Just to be courteous?

But I get to the end of the final chapter, and it's not finished, and I'm kind of disappointed cause I never finished my story and I was really immersed in their version now and had been looking forwards to seeing how they tied up my loose ends- so I scroll to the bottom to leave a comment, and.

It's MY URL.

IT WAS MY STORY THE WHOLE TIME.

THE ONE *I WROTE*.

In *2013*.

And FORGOT ABOUT

BECAUSE I WAS SO INSECURE ABOUT MY SLOPPY, SHALLOW, AMETEUR WRITING

And I'm just sitting here now staring into space thinking about every shitty story I've ever written now like

IT WAS ALL GOOD?

IT WAS GOOD THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME??

I'M A GOOD WRITER?????

[geopsych]

A picture from this date in 2015 and a crop from it. Sunrise on the road to the lake.

[theconcealedweapon]

[willowcrowned]

gonna be honest nothing has fucked with my head more than learning that the UK only has three species of snake. like what do you mean three? three species with twelve subspecies? three native species but a ton of other nonnative ones? three species technically but it's an accident of ancient taxonomy?

nope. just three

[willowcrowned]

for context the US state of Virginia alone has thirty four

[evilscientist3]

wait til you learn how many snake species are native to Ireland

[jenpsaki]

Cards Against Humanity Pays You to Give a Shit

Didn't vote in 2020? Cards Against Humanity will pay you to apologize.

This is the most chaotic good thing I’ve ever seen

[jenpsaki]

Holy shit

[classicalcanvas]

Title: Boboli

Artist: John Singer Sargent

Date: 1907

Style: Impressionism

Genre: Landscape

✨ Feel free to check out our community for more art! ✨

[beardedmrbean]

just some lads, being fellows

[epilepticsaints]

[ralfmaximus]

Once upon a time there was Netflix, and it cost $8 per month to watch pretty much any movie ever made instantly. It made sense. Everybody had Netflix and life was good.

Then there was Hulu, and it seemed weird at first to have two streaming services. But basic Hulu was free and mostly streamed TV shows so it kind of made sense. Soon they charged a small fee for the convenience of streaming TV shows without ads, which also made sense.

Life was very good. People forgot that piracy even existed.

Then a few years later they added about 200 other streaming services, each one costing more than the last, and each stripping away "exclusive" content from the other services, and now there are UNSKIPPABLE COMMERCIALS and the fucking planet is on fire