bjaarki

he/him - 31

[impuls1ve]

i listened to my body and it's asking for substances

[kineticpenguin]

I think that one of the most frustrating things about algospeak, after the "compliance in advance" self-censorship, is that there is no actual evidence-based justification for it. Everyone who uses it does so because they heard from a guy who heard from a guy that The Algorithm will bury their content if they don't use cutesy euphemisms.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

it's weird how its a literal superstition about algorithms, and it's significantly changing English as it's used

[0ddoblivion]

This kills me every time

[shikiimisaki]

[throathole]

[bgm05]

i see that you media addicted louts have filled your tomodachi life islands with video game and movie characters instead of great leftist thinkers

[flimflix]

i put this above my bed so I never doubt my power

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seals Are: Smack The Baby

[theunlitpath]

okay??

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[whysosirris]

[eclectic2112-blog]

“Mac and Charlie Die”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i always forget religious posts like this are dead serious because starting out with the phrase “i knew my flesh was evil” is so incredibly funny to me

[flerns]

im collecting them

[capricornpropaganda]

I love that birds walk around sometimes...like literally so humble

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

"bosch" doesn't sound like the name of a guy who'd make paintings like that. but when you add "hieronymus" to the mix it starts to make sense

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Friend:  So, how did the date with Mariah go last night?

Me:  Well, basically I felt like the patch of facial hair on Norman Reedus’s left cheek and she was the goatee.

Friend:  What?

Me:  We just don’t conne-you know what maybe this will give you a better understanding of what I mean *I pull out this picture from my wallet*

Friend:  oh-oooh!  Yeah, yeah…like ya’ll just don’t connect, right?  Like his facial ha-

Me:  Yeah you got it.

[knifefightscene]

marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

[knifefightscene]

divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension