BJ the Rat King

I like Sanders Sides, but also other things. Pfp is my cat Apollo. Any pronouns I am 23

[bunnyfunction]

get in loser we're going hopping!!

[bignaz8]

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

[ghettoyout]

I just love being a sweetheart to everyone I’ll never run out of kindness

[scales-and-fangs]

[dogpuppy]

[madcaker]

[dwm-official]

[markovchaingang]

i've got a vibe in my ass 24/7. it's not some weird gay shit. do you know how many pain receptors there are per square inch of skin? 24 million. do you know how many pleasure receptors are in your prostate? 3.6 billion. if you can learn to keep a straight face with all of them being stimulated at the same time you can take a punch without breaking a sweat. if you can't? you just don't have what it takes to be a CEO

#alpha male #alpha #grindset #billionaire grindset #hustlers #stoic #stoicism

[nina-iseri]

extremely evocative textbook diagram

[king-carnivore]

[threedollarsdotcom]

tv shows are bad. parents dont love their kids in real life

[milfyspamton]

anyone remember what these things are called like little cartoony expressive doohickies i think they have a real name but i can’t remember

[milfyspamton]

im not fucking crazy.

[milfyspamton]

if i have one more person say sparkles on this post im gonna blow i swear to god

[evengirlierballs]

They're squeans I'm pretty sure! If they pop like that anyway. But the term for this kind of "symbol to refer to the general vibe of something in art" is called "Emanata" because it emanates from a person or object.

[creepymutelilbugger]

what the fuck. comics are magic

[charlesoberonn]

somebody put a quimpsy spurl on my blorbo

[eirapparent]

she quimps on my jarns til I nittles

[scorpionlafemme]

[posthumousprincessparts]

wdym where's my halo? you don't need a halo to be an angel, and i clearly am look at my beautiful holy wings.. wdym they're covered in soot and brimstone? you can't say mean things like that to an angel like me! they're literally radiant and pretty??? wdym "what about your cartoonish succubus tail?" that's literally my fucking angel... thing.. it's got a heart on the end ur not working with me here wdym wdym

[posthumousprincessparts]

*flutters my wings indignantly in a way that makes my boobs bounce* ur all just jealous of my angel thing

[posthumousprincessparts]

W D Y MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

goes crazy

[contemptible-scoundrel]

have you seen this yet?

[sailermoon]

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

[lamignonette]