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sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

skipppppy

Hercule Poirot deduces you are trans by accident because he suspected you of murder and broke into your house and searched your stuff then puts 2 and 2 together when Hastings makes an innocuous observation about your fashion sense or something and he jumps up and cries “mon dieu!!!” before striding over to you kissing you on both cheeks and saying “ah, cher ami, you must live as you choose!” and then running off to confront the real culprit while you stand there in befuddlement

ospreyonthemoon

Columbo deduces you're trans from context clues while he's talking to you about the area, immediately uses your preferred pronouns and starts telling you about his cousin, who's also transgender, and how they got this job doing security, and how they told him that a security guard always locks up, and asks you if the guard locked up last night, and isn't it weird the place was open? And you're like, well, someone else must have opened it up. Maybe the guy in charge? He has a spare key. And then he nods and goes "the guy in charge has a spare key... well, how about that?" And then he offers you a cigar and wanders off, and a day later your boss gets arrested for murder.

deathsmallcaps

Fanon Batman deduces you are trans and suddenly a free hormone clinic opens up by your home a couple months later

answeringmysister

Miss Fisher learns youre trans and simply gives you hormones, and a little cocaine as a treat. she also invites you out to a club to meet like minded individuals. at the club you watch as she seduces the bartender and then the next day the bartender is arrested for the murder.

viridianchronicle

teaboot

Elementary Sherlock reduces you are Trans and takes you on as a specialist in many obscure and useful disciplines, and also takes you in when you have a falling out with one of your many eccentric and rich paramours. This leads to you becoming an occasional and part-time housekeeper. You are Mrs. Hudson. Yes this is Canon and it aired on TV in 2007

snobgoblin

Alice's cat Bluffin design plus her family tree which i might yap about later might not I'm not sure yet

peptoabyssmaal

thelovingend-deactivated2025073

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

cutecipher

1 million beers in: hi.

just-sans-things

i keep releasing scarab beetles into the house and they fly around loud as fuckkkkkk and go tink tink tink against the walls

hollowboobtheory

why do people think victorian orphans were like. the peak of sheltered pure innocence

hollowboobtheory

"imagine feeding mountain dew to a victorian orphan" they'd probably appreciate the pick-me-up before their shift as junior osha violator at the accident factory

hollowboobtheory

"imagine showing a victorian orphan vtubers" they'd say "this is boring i wanna watch public executions"

burr-ell

#that victorian orphan works as a chimblysweep to buy lifesaving medical cocaine and chloroform for his sister and yall dont even smoke weed

withteeth2005

everyone shut up. look at how cool shadow is

bocoe

skittynation

Have you ever noticed how Lake Superior looks like Ichabod

this is like the time somebody told me his head looks like west germany you all have such fascinating minds

#I saw that and it genuinely made me laugh for like half an hour #how does the thought even occur to one that his head in a smear frame looks like west Germany #west Germany does not have a very distinct shape. what could have possibly made this cross your mind

amalgamcorps

first painting under new computer circumstances

not100bees

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

not100bees

Bugs Bunny beats Thanos by setting up an airport and making him take off the Infinity Gauntlet to go through the metal detector.

Miss Piggy beats Thanos by karate chopping him in the face and sending him flying.

skittynation

wait i’ll draw him with my foot next

skittynation

orpheusilver

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

orpheusilver

dont do this

babblingbranches

cryptcollector

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

cryptcollector

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

cryptcollector

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

cryptcollector

do not do this.

jenjensd

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

jenjensd

beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti

Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)

beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti

Don't do this

ab-arts

Alright now I’m curious

ab-arts

Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal

ab-arts

Don't do this

rodserlingofficial

A tale of hubris, like Icarus reaching for the sun. A never-ending cycle of trying and warning others not to follow your path. A tale that can be found in... The Twilight Zone.