ocean's 11
from the 1960 film. alter as needed.
i made a cardinal rule not to answer the telephone during december.
what's funny about going to the pokey for ten years?
why should i be treated like i'm stupid?
was your scheme in the first place.
there isn't a man in the country with my reputation.
you don't do nothing, just get ideas.
that man is going to flip.
beats the hell out of me.
time for your nap. beat it.
i'm afraid what i'm going to have to tell you isn't a very nice thing to hear.
i'm running out of scar tissue.
the plan is foolproof. take my word for it.
why waste all those cute little tricks that the army taught us just because its sort of peaceful now?
i'd like to grab you, take you home, and spread you on my waffle.
all you know is to give me heartache.
your clothes smell funny.
maybe we can go to a movie and have some ice cream, hm?
you don't get rich if you don't take a chance.
i'm hard luck. i used to be unlucky only for myself. now i'm unlucky for everybody.
you're a tough guy to catch up with, [name].
that's the only way to be. makes you careful.
the brave ones don't come home.
bravery rhymes with stupid and still does.
baby boy, the way i figure it is like this...
okay, little pal, i'm ready for the briefing.
hey, you better stop getting prettier every day, you'll turn into a monopoly.
i'll consider mistress, plaything, toy for the night, but i refuse to be your mother.
that's no life, it's a way of running away from it.
just sit there and don't interrupt me.
i'd like to have rich friends.
well, i married you once and it didn't work out too well, so...
there's only one thing you love: danger.
i don't expect you to be perfect, i want you to be my husband.
it was wicked of you not at least to have telephoned.
hurry over and bring me a big kiss.
hawaii? oh, great sunsets. only one a day but they're working on it.
sometimes it rains, sometimes the sun is out.
would you mind spelling that out?
you sound like a ferryboat.
wherever i go people stare at me in dumb admiration.
you know something? i think the only reason why i got into this caper was so i could see you again.
i agree with you. i'm worth it.
i finally caught up with you. where have you been for days and days?
you're two-timing me, and i'm warning you [full name]: i'm the one you can't treat this way.
listen to me very carefully, my dear.
i picked you up because i thought you were attractive and i had nothing better to do. and i made a pass at you for the very same reasons.
one of these days i'll break your back, i swear it.
you... you low, miserable...
i just wanted to check on you to see if you're still alive.
i think it's only natural if you resent me a little.
alright, rich boy. you want it that way, you got it.
they're not looking for me anymore, i'm clear now.
easy for you to look down on people, isn't it?
know what i had when i was a kid? a lot of nothing.
it's been that way ever since. fight, fight, all the time.
i've often wondered if i'd have the guts to jump out of a plane.
you got to be young to do anything.
only point in having money is so that other people know that you got it.
i don't need no improving, i'm alright the way i am.
what took you so long, you come on horseback?
you should be ashamed of yourself.
you know what your problem is? you underestimate people.
you worry me into an early grave.
where there's hoods, there's stool pigeons.
come midnight they go nuts. everybody kisses anybody.
is this going to be another of your long stories?
even i, myself, am a little bit tempted.
is this another of your morbid jokes?
old times are only good when you've had them.
shut up or i'll step on you.
[name], darling, just run a want ad.
you said you'd break me like a dry twig.
i actually haven't got the strength to pull a wing off a dead bee.
you ought to be a little more careful.
it can happen, you know. the whole joint could be mine.
i hope somebody is keeping an eye on all this reckless spending.
i can do it if you cool it just a second.
technically, yes. technically, everything works.
why, it'll be just as easy as riding a stuffed horse.
i never bowled in my life.
yeah, it's my lucky spot.
ah, no, you got me wrong. i'm here on business.
i'm all alone, cross my heart.
that's funny, i was taught that creatures like you always rattled before they struck.
i thought i was doing you a favor.
love to have you waste your money.
las vegas is like paris in a way: you always run into people you know. and usually wish you hadn't.
i adore running into old friends.
lucky i can hold my liquor.
it so happens that i do not know who you are, my good fellow.
i used to be ricky nelson. i'm perry como now.
now, about this night air, let's get out of it, come on.
you know something? i think i kiss better when i'm drunk than i do when i'm sober.
after all that we've meant to each other, i must leave you.
from here on in, you don't fit into my picture, sweetheart.
it so happens i'm very much in demand.
don't look now, it's little old me.
smooth as a peeled egg, how about you?
is it true somebody stole millions of dollars?
that's a whale of a finder's fee.
honey, baby, darling, you're wasting my time.
we're all grateful for your cooperation, but i want to warn you: don't cut out on your own.
whatever i get goes straight to you. i'm a great collaborator.
so what's new on your end?
alright, alright. don't get your feathers ruffled.
not a word about this to anyone.
look, make it quick, will you? i got a lot of important calls coming through.
relax, sweetheart. i'm clean.
you know why i don't tell the police? because i love you too much.
oh, i envy you. your youth.
you're not getting any younger hanging around here. what do you want?
50% of something is better than 100% of nothing.
what's your relationship to [name]?
your best friend sold us out.
you want the facts tattooed on your nose?
you always have to be different.
you always have to jump to conclusions.
go ahead. right on the chin.
i've been making a couple of mistakes myself.
you fool. you complete, utter ass.
you dare to be sarcastic after what you've done?
that's the next logical step for a maniac.
you probably thought you had committed the perfect crime.
oh, please, don't try to lie. your face gives you away.
how could you treat me this way?
i owe you an apology. i thought for a minute you blew the whistle on us.
i knew this color would come in handy one day.
good boy, [name]. i should've thought of that myself.
something is going on in there, but i don't know just what.
i'll round up the boys. we'll be right over.
yeah, yeah, skip the commercial, will you?
i hardly know what to think.
the lord is my shepherd, i shall not want.
once i had me a dream but that dream got kicked in the head.