Welcome To My Mess

She/her Welcome to my messy blog of randomness Where I post what ever I like, I am in so many different fandoms and I am always being sucked into new ones, so sorry in advanced.

[sioltach]

Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents

[qthewhatever]

you know what, for all the emphasis on fire safety and stop drop and roll we got in school, i really expected to be set on fire a lot more in my life than i have been so far

[imnotatrashgoblin]

idk if you live in the US but...the people teaching us those things expected us to be on fire a lot more than we are too lol

[qthewhatever]

well shit i guess fire safety works as intended

[swallowthekn1fe]

The concept of Hannibal is so embarrassing. Like WHAT do you MEAN you've been a cannibalistic serial killer for years and your downfall is some weirdo fbi dude that smells like dogs and hates eye contact? That's actually so embarrassing Hannibal like get it together you fucking loser good god

[thedeathofthelamb]

would've been funny if the weirdo didn't look like this

[puppetmaster13u]

Another de-aged Danny au, but he's with Dan & Ellie & Jazz as well.

Jason has like just arrived back to Gotham, caused chaos in the underbelly due to well, 8 heads in a duffle bag, and is just starting his takeover of Crime Alley. It's going good, great even! And then he busts some sort of gang or smuggling ring run by people in white suits and there's... holy shit why do these four toddlers have Lazarus eyes?!

Is that a lab?! And Lazarus waters?! Jason might be a bit mad but he's not an asshole, he's not going to just leave these kids here to the streets. He can't just take them to the Batclan either, and as much as he begrudgingly trusts Talia, he sure as fuck doesn't trust Ras. Who knows what he'd do to four... what are they, pit-kids?

Now he's juggling his whole revenge-thing, running a criminal empire, taking over Gotham's underbelly, and being a single dad. At least the goonion seems to be down for helping, seeing as he's making Crime Alley safer...? .... Fuck he needs some proper sleep

[gothfoxx]

The goons become “uncle”/“auntie”[goon name] and share responsibility for watching the kids. The older two are complete opposites while the twins will bicker in their baby twin language but react similarly to things.

Dan and Jazz can talk but Jazz is better at it, Dan would rather act than talk. Danny and Ellie/Dani can say some words and short phrases but nothing big yet. All four of them can understand the twin speak but it’s mostly the twins who use it, the goons think it’s the cutest thing! (It’s actually ghost speech but it’s not as scary when it’s baby)

Jason likes to be the one to cook for them, they all seem so excited about food and it makes Jason feel like a good parent even if he still wishes he could spend more time with them. It’s also concerning that Dan and Jazz expect the food to bite back at first, what was that weird cult/trafficking ring doing to these kids!?!

[mkarchin713]

Jason was seriously reconsidering his plans. Not the take over crime ally and kill the competition parts, no he was reconsidering the whole “death the living shit out of his replacement so he stops being Robin/a child soldier” part.

He’s not even sure how Jazz found out about his plan but she is giving him Alfred’s patented raises eyebrow and looking at him like he is an idiot. Jazz apparently did not think blaming Tim for becoming Robin wasn’t healthy, especially since A. They don’t know the situation that led Tim to become Robin. B. Jason replaced Dick, if Jason got mad he would be a hypocrite. And C. All beating Tim would do would keep him out the hero game until he recovered, after that he would probably double down on the vigilantism. Jason hated it when Jazz was right, how could a 5 year old be so smart.

At least Jordan is on his side, the little terror is all for bathing in the blood of his enemies (he hasn’t seen a kid this blood thirsty since he babysat Talia’s demon spawn). He however did think that making Bruce kill Joker, while poetic, would be chickening out. Jordan thought Jason should kill his own killer.

Wes didn’t think Jason should do anything drastic until he confirmed all the facts. All Jason had was Talia and Ra’s word things happened the way he thought they happened. Jason had to admit Wes had a point, damn why where five year olds so smart.

[puppetmaster13u]

Well dang now you got me thinking about him just slowly amassing the whole class and trying to tell himself he in fact does not have an adoption problem. It's not his fault that this weird cult-trafficking ring keeps settling down in his turf, right? They even keep coming after him and his kids spouting utter nonsense and he thinks they might just be completely insane or brainwashed. Like him, he can see himself as a 'ghost' or something, but c'mon, the kids? Obviously some sort of metas or even half-humans, who he shall be protecting. And if the Goonion think that maybe Red Hood is something similar and that they need to protect him, well Jason doesn't need to know.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gingersofficial]

[candiikismet]

Life path unlocked. He’s a scientist now.

[prolifeproliberty]

If your dad is telling you in great detail about something he’s passionate about, you’re going to be hooked even if you don’t understand a word.

[by-grace-of-god]

He tells us more…

So now I have to deliver a quiet lecture on the Standard Model every night. He loves lists of things, like all the streets home from daycare, or the train stations between here and Central, so he loves hearing the list of leptons and quarks and bosons.

Anyway, I made this poster for him, based on the CPEP ones we used to have at uni . 

Alas I ran out of room for antimatter, colour charge and confinement, but hey, maybe there can be a second poster later.

It’s funny though — on the surface of it, it seems like it must be far too advanced for a 3yo. But when you think about it, quarks and leptons are no more or less real to him than, say, dinosaurs or planets, and he loves those too. And he recognises the letters on the particles.

I am absolutely overwhelmed by the kind and sweet things people are saying about this, thanks everyone ❤️

Addendum: he has really grasped onto the “everything is made of atoms” part of this, so tonight he listed just about every object he could think of and asked if it was made of atoms.

“And my bed?” Yes, and your bed. “And that wall?” Yep. “And the armchair?” Yes, the armchair too. … … “And… the book case?” Y—

“And my home?” Yep, the whole apartment block. “And your home? Oh wait, your home is my home.” Haha, it is. … … “But is it made of atoms?” Yep. “And… [best friend]’s home?” Yes, it is. And [other friend]’s home, and [third friend]’s home.

“Is [yet another friend]’s home?”

Update from the other night:

“Is my… is… [extremely long pause] is my atoms poster made up of atoms?” —Yes! Yes it is.

I have never heard such a contemplative silence. I think the next poster will have to be on the philosophy of referential language.

Update from this morning: after listing everything in sight (mummy? daddy? fridge? milk? cereal? table? etc.) he asks “is [baby sister] made up of atoms?”

yep!

*runs over to her on the floor* *puts face up real close to hers* “HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?”

[arcticfoxbear]

@radioactivepeasant @themagdalenwriting @iusedtohaveanaccount

“HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?”

[the-strongest-decoy]

[nicdevera]

democritus, laughing: “this kid gets it”

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[6qubed]

skillet issue

[aquar-io]

if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

[acekoral]

I assume the guy who put the "sword that makes you the king" into the stone, doesn't really want the position

[monkeychewtoy]

i think the stone should be king since it held the sword the longest

[aquar-io]

[mortalityplays]

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

[ospreyonthemoon]

You literally could not exploit bees if you TRIED

"Oh well if you stop the queen leaving the bees are trapped" wrong, bees can and will swarm without a queen. They will also make new queens if they don't think theirs is good enough

"Bees don't consent to their honey being taken" wrong, bees are actually more than intelligent enough to know we take the honey. They LET us take the honey if they think what we provide in return (shelter, food, protection) is a fair deal.

"Taking honey starves the bees" WRONG AGAIN! Domestic bees overproduce honey. A beekeeper NEVER takes honey the bees would need because then you piss off the bees, and if you piss off the bees you don't have any bees. They stockpile honey for the winter, but because domestic colonies do way better than wild ones they stockpile too much. That's why beekeepers can take out whole frames and then have them filled in no time. Domestic bees actively overproduce because they know humans are going to skim some off the top.

And if they didn't want humans to take it, beekeeping WOULD NOT work.

To keep bees you have to let them fly free. If they can fly free they can leave. Meaning if they don't like what you're doing, they WILL leave.

The whole idea they're basically slaves to the queen is also not true, they can just make a new queen literally whenever, and if they don't like her, they kill her.

There is no way for a beekeeper to exploit their bees. The bees are EMPLOYEES.

Employbees, if you will.

[ask-the-almighty-google]

“Bees have already Unionized” is by far the funniest yet most realistic take I’ve seen on this issue so far. I love it ❤️

[flowersintheimpala69]

yall remember when Sam & Dean were investigating psychic siblings and were at a museum of famous psychics and the museum tour guide was like “sibling psychic acts never lasted long cuz of the pressure of working together and being so close their entire lives” drawing a clear parallel between the psychic siblings and Sam & Dean esp cuz in that episode they’d just had a fight and then the tour guide went “but not the campbell (Sam and Dean’s mother’s MAIDAN name) brothers tho cuz they were actually boyfriends”

so basically the narrative draws a clear parallel between these psychic siblings and Sam&Dean and then turns around and goes “those psychic ‘siblings’ were fucking btw” like whatttt

[raymukada]

[hold-the-devil-well]

if this right here doesn’t perfectly encapsulate what domestic hannigram would actually be like, I don’t know what could

[thedeathofthelamb]

he was so jealous lol

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

3x09 - “And the Woman Clothed with the Sun”

[hopefulproblem]

From the zine “Fat Is Beautiful” by Crystal Hartman

[bigolbadblog]

Text transcript:

Assumption: Fat people are out of control. New version: Actually, I think we've been very restrained so far. If we were out of control, every time someone made some nasty comment about weight, we'd just sit on them until they apologized. If we got really good and out of control, we'd boycott the diet industry and show them who's boss. We'd run amok with chain saws, whacking out the armrests in movie theaters and commercial airliners. We'd stage sit-ins at New York fashion shows, in state legislatures, on beaches. Truly out-of-control fat people would refuse to apologize for their size. We'd act like we are all that and a bag of chips - and rightfully so. Fat people out of control? I can't wait!

[whitneyzombie]

Oops I dropped my updated drive of DnD resources that I'd NEVER put the 2024 Player's Handbook on, or any other materials.

That would be so reckless of me. Who would leave 100+ DnD materials just laying around?

[tourturedfolkloredepartment-dea]

Appreciation post for older Hugh because he deserves it and is still the same beautiful man he’s always been.

[scarcarpenter]

The same face

[galactic-rhea]

I know Anakin's desilusions of grandiosity are the talk of the town, but something something Padmé dehumanization of herself as a result of so much survivor trauma and so many close death calls. She's the senator with the highest murder attempts on her, she gets assesination attempts weekly and brushes them off, and she keeps chasing for justice to the point of collition, she sees people dying around her all the time but she keeps on living and living, at some point she's flirting with death as much as Anakin does in the battlefield. And something something, Anakin, ironically, in his extreme trauma and fear of death taking the people he loves, being the only one to say "You're a person, and your name is Padmé, not queen nor senator, and you're as fragile as any other live being" Something something the irony that person that most adored her being also the one who saw her as a person Something something Anakin commiting atrocities not for a goddess, no for a politician no for royalty, for a person. Something something how contrarian it is, that Anakin sees himself as a weapon, and Padmé's extreme guilt becoming what seems like superiority.

And particularly here in this comic something something how easily Anakin can walk through that storm Padme has created, how easily he can enter into her headspace and she doesn't flinch, doesn't blink, she isn't even surprised because she expects him and he's the only one that knows and can reach her like this, they're just having a conversation, something something.

Something.

I swear this was the end of me, so idc if i'm rambling, this comic kept me up awake for more than one day, because the power would go out every single time i sat to work on it, damnit

i need to sleep asap, and eat, eating first probably

[redn1ghtcrawler]

Was supposed to be a warmup but eh…