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Another installment of: Not My Business
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BeyoncƩ please just put lemonade on Spotify you made your point PLEASE
Sheās a Virgo w a Scorpio moon. Youāll be waiting a while sis
Like? What does that even mean? I hate when physics bitchis are like? āOh but her Lilith is in the eighth node and mars is in mercurial so Iāll give it a COUPLE of weeksā WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEEAAAANNN??!!?!??!
It means sheās stubborn and petty like you donāt need to be an astrologist to know that about ha
Hdksjskdkdkdk WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SAY THATS SHSJSHSJSJS I HTE ASTRONOMY
Itās cos Mercuryās in retrograde
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a wee lad
Gabrielle Union in 2001ā²sĀ Two Can Play That Game.
My threesome experience
This is the summer of ā10, just before heading to university and I was excited. A lot of my friends and I went to different universities in all corners of the country so we decided to have the summer of our life haha meaning we were going out pretty much every day or every other day. It was towards the end of July, just after my birthday and I was still fucked up from that shit, just remembering is making me wanna vomit.
I got a message from my friend telling me about a party so I didnāt really ask any question and went along with it because why would I ask questions about a lituation lool he said it was gonna be that Saturday. It was Saturday and I couldnāt wait to get off work (that I barely went to) so Iām getting messages from the group chat (BBM) and the energy is matched. Fast forward to that evening and people started dropping out, it was weird until it was just my friend and I, I almost stayed home but he convinced me so we went.
When we got there, it was a weird atmosphere because it was a bunch of foreign people from all over the world. My friend got invited by this girl he met to a ācouch serfingā party. Couch serfing was a website where people who were backpacking or traveling would sign up and apply to stay at yours (the host) for a couple of days beofre heading off, an unstructured Airbnb lol so we went not knowing anyone we started drinking and we got lit
So we getting lituated and talking to people then we see 3 girls walk in and we stopped (I was happy because I saw another black person) you know when youāre trying to sober up in 5 secs to give the best impression of yourself? Well that wasnāt me LOOOL The night progresses and thereās no more alcohol so people go buy more and we stay behind and started talking to them and beofre you know it weāre backing shots and getting comfortable
The girl I had my eye on started dancing and shaking her ass and all I wanna do is eat but Iām 20 and eating pussy was punishable by death in these streetz so eating ass was off the table but I wanted it on the table š so I tell her my ass is bigger she says let me see, I pull down my jeans and show it to her with my boxers on and she started spanking and here I am acting coy like I wasnāt enjoying that shit, I knew what I was doing cuz!
My friend and one of her friends disappeared and we were wondering where they went, the music was turned down while people were out to buy alcohol then we hear movement in the room upstairs and everyone went quiet, weāre laughing at this point then we hear āOMG OMG OMG WAIT WAIT WAIT IT HURTSā then everyone started laughing so they come down acting like nothing happened when her hair wasnāt all over the place and his shirt was pulled and you could see marks on his neck š then the alcohol came and we went to another level of littiness
We go back to dancing and drinking, so Iām dancing with the girl Ive been talking to and now sheās touching every part of my body and when I looked at her she had the henny look, she would pull me down and say āIām sorry I donāt do this oftenā I told her itās okay, we donāt have to do anything if you donāt want toā when all I wanted was for her to do whatever she wanted to and with me. After a while she takes my hand then drags me to the stair case, the place is packed at this point.
We go all the way up next to the second toilet where it was less populated and as soon as we sat down we started kissing, we both fucked Iām at this point. We kissing then she goes for my dick and Iām thinking āwe doing it here? Nah we gonna do it hereā this girl took my dick out and started sucking⦠my optics are rolling. I stopped her and she said āI want it, I wanna suck it, donāt you want me to suck it chris?ā The way she said my name obviously I was speechless š because we were all the way up, you could see our legs but you had to come all the way to see what we were doing.
It was a tight spot so we couldnāt do much anyway so we went looking for empty rooms but unfortunately all the rooms were locked until I heard my name being called loudly and very excited I look up and sheās jumping up and down holding a door knob then she shushed herself and whispered āI found one, comeā I took 2 steps and I was there. We go in and started kissing. I locked the door and turn off the lights and she turned it back on and said āI wanna seeā weāre impatiently and violently undressing each other then we hear a knock at the door, we stopped thinking theyād go away⦠it kept happening until we heard one of her friends. She said āI know youāre in there, open upā while laughing (the friend who was fucking my friend earlier)
She goes up opens the door and tells her sheās busy, she looks up and sees me she says āhey Chrisā then all I heard was āyou fucking slutā then they started laughing. They were murmuring then all I see they both turn around and the friend comes in and as she was coming in she says āI want some of him, I need some chocolate in my lifeā yes she was white, Australian.
Now inside she locks it and I stared kissing the girl I was with and her friend started sucking my dick. My mind went blank and Iām just thinking how a bad motherfucka I am loooooool they undress me then got undressed and started kissing so I got excited, got up to join they both push me back they wanted me to watch. The girl I was with got in a table and her friend started eating her out. I almost comBUSTED. Iām sweating and drooling at this point.
Her friend looked at me and asked ādo you eat pussy?ā I hesitated she saw through me and said ā youāre gonna enjoy this oneā she came and sat in my face and the girl I was with was sucking my dick then stared eating my ass. I jumped up and they were laughing and said āI can tell itās your first time, just relax youāre gonna enjoy thisā I was drunk so I went with it. We fucked for about an hour, I kept switching hoping not to buss too quick š as we finished her friend said come in my mouth, I kinda froze because aināt no one ever told me to do that to them but Iāve always wanted to do it without having to ask lol when I did she swallowed then started kissing on her friend.
The music stopped so we tryna get dressed quickly then we see someone tryna open the door, I unlock and itās the room of one of the girls who lives at the house⦠we got kicked out š walked to the bus stop, there was a small park across from the bus stop⦠we went there kissing and she sucked my dick, 2 busses went by when the third came she said Iām not missing that so she jumped up, gave me a kiss and said ābyeā like I was gonna see her the next day. I stood there with my pants around my ankles and my dick out like fucking scarecrow loooooooooool
Iām sure thereās a few details I missed out but this is what happened and I cannot for the life of me remember their names š
lmaoo all these new expressions iām going to steal š comBUSTED took me outtt. but how you gon have the time of your life and not remember names, head game on amnesia ššš
Folk really be out here fucking complete strangers
This was like in 2010 Iām not stupid anymore
LMFAOOOO āhead game on amnesiaā
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i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist
i really hate this for multiple reasons
in 4th grade i was introduced to the concept of ārun-on sentencesā by my teacher and i immediately raised my hand and pointed out that none of the sentences being used as examples were actually grammatically wrong at all and were just longer than most people can comfortably write/read and she made me sit in the corner and i feel like that shows a lot in my typing style on this hellsite
run-on sentences are adhd culture
In 4th grade i was introduced to the concept of ārun-on sentencesā by my teacher; I immediately raised my hand and pointed out that none of the sentences being used as examples were actually grammatically wrong at all, they were just longer than most people can comfortably write/read, she then made me sit in the corner and i feel like that shows a lot in my typing style on this hellsite.
I changed to how academics write run on sentences lmao.
in 4th grade i was introduced to the concept of ārun-on sentencesā by my teacher and i immediately raised my hand and pointed out that none of the sentences being used as examples were actually grammatically wrong at all and were just longer than most people can comfortably write/read and she made me sit in the corner and i feel like that shows a lot in my typing style on this hellsite
run-on sentences are adhd culture
A-MA-ZING
Actual text from my sister when Katelyn debuted thisĀ āHoly shit. Katelyn Ohashiās routine this year.ā
College, and specifically UCLA, gymnastics seems like such a fun and encouraging place. I love how sheās genuinely smiling throughout the entire video and how her teammates are cheering her on and truly loving and supporting her throughout her routine. I hope we can get more of this in sports!
My favourite thing is the fact her team mates do parts of the routine with her. Itās so cute. And I love her
Whoa! Sheās fantastic and yāall know I love Michael ā¤ļø
Not only is this spectacular, but I had R-E-S-P-E-C-T playing when I scrolled upon it, and it SYNCED UP SO WELL HOLY CRAP!
This has me rolling