its fucking wild that when someone says they’re a biologist they could mean they hang out in the woods looking at birds and shit or that they spend all day mixing liquids together in tiny tubes and then swearing at poison jello
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its fucking wild that when someone says they’re a biologist they could mean they hang out in the woods looking at birds and shit or that they spend all day mixing liquids together in tiny tubes and then swearing at poison jello
Over here it's protect Black Women PERIOD.
‘I aint shit and haven’t ever been shit but let me find a way to blame black women for that.’
One of the biggest power moves I have here in the midwest when someone is being racist, sexist, homophobic is that I tell them that I’ll pray for them so that god can grace them with empathy, or that “I feel sorry the devil has made his home in your heart” cause you have not felt joy until you’ve flipped the script on a suburban house mom or an old racist white man. The joy of watching their face in shock and confusion while they’re called out in Christian Standards the same way they try to cover for their homophobia is amazing. 100% suggest it, at the very least it gets them to shut the fuck up.
Good Christian Hacks, an open-ended series
Works wonders in the South, too.
And if they start to stutter and quote some cherry-picked Bible verse at you, come back at them with “yes, even the Devil can quote scripture, but that doesn’t mean he understands it. I’ll pray for God to grant you understanding in the fullness of His word.”
Well my week has been exciting so far.
I had some other work to do this morning (Figuring out some algae stuff involving 1000 L mesocosm up a mountain) so mystery species has been sitting alone in the lab all morning…..
Made it up to the lab today to find this. It’s probably from the fridge defrosting and not the creepy “algae”.
June 13th Update.
According to a few colleagues it’s either a plant, an algae, or a fungi. So that’s been helpful.
After a day with some sunlight I think I might be seeing some chloroplasts.
It seems to like the nutrient solution I added yesterday though!
I for one welcome our new plant, algae, or fungi overlords.
I was about to say “in a sensible lab people wouldn’t waste time with this, they’d autoclave the bottles and move on” but on reflection I can’t think of a single bio lab I’ve been in that wouldn’t immediately go “ooh, mystery algae, that sounds like a fun challenge; let’s devote multiple hours to identifying it for no reason”.
I need updates tell me about the algae
The mystery algae/plant/fungi/alien is stuck in the university growth chamber. With everything going on I probably won’t get to check in on it until September, possibly not until 2021.
So by that time it will have developed what, writing?
God I hope so, then I can train it to write my thesis!
This entire post is the most on-brand biologist thing I have seen in my entire godforsaken life. The moment this pandemic is over these guys have another crisis ready for us.
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This is to real
Omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
The fuckn pick me’s is at an all time high smh
Ol’ look at me, pick me ass bitches! RELAX GOOFY
Lmao and the same women he complains about will be the same type of woman he cheat on her ass with
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Iconic.
Once again I developed a crush on a guy who I'm sure hates me.. 😂😂😅😢😭😭
As a rule of thumb Don’t assume you mean anything special to a person if they don’t show you and very confirm that’s how they feel. Don’t put on your detective hat and try to figure out if x means y and that leads to z. Because if a person cares for you, they will make it known. And you deserve a person that makes it known how much you mean to them
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This not a genuinely German / Germany topic. But I reblog it anyway. The anti-vaccination movement has also caught on in Germany to such an extent that is one of the developed countries that is going to make the attempt to wipe out measles fail.
It has been the case that the influence of anti-vaccination activist parents in child care facilities has caused the immunization rate to drop to such low levels that these facilities have become hot spots of the disease, putting life and health of siblings too young to be vaccinated at risk. The German policy of trying to wipe out measles without forcing immunizations is on the brink of failing.
someone knocked on my door and they were wearing a red hat. i didnt answer cuz i was scared it was donald trump
what if it was mario you utter fool
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now wait just a goddamn minute. THIS is real and I’m honestly dying
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Well damn 👀
Kalief Browder was arrested at the age of 16, on charges of robbery (for allegedly stealing a backpack) and imprisoned without conviction for three years.
Unable to post $3,000 bail, Kalief was sent to Rikers Island to await his trial.
After more than 1,000 days at Rikers awainting trial, over 800 of them in solitary confinement, Kalief was released and his case was later dismissed.
In June 2015, Kalief Browder committed suicide by hanging himself. The conditions of his detention were widely seen as having caused his mental condition and five or six prior attempts at suicide while incarcerated.
Kalief was 22 years old when he died.
Venida Browder, 63, the mother of Kalief Browder, died Friday at St. Barnabas Hospital in the Bronx.
She died of a broken heart.
RIP to you both…