Frankly, Your Lack of Paranoia is Insane to Me

• a redundant Jarrich-centric sideblog • also recycled Silicon Valley and Zach Woods content • now feat. Jake and Amir • hmu anytime if you wanna chat about the boys or anything else for that matter • I'll follow you on my main blog: cobblecatghoul if you'd like •

[obiwaaaan]

sv quotes + typography

[onequartercanadian]

Richard, joking: I should have Jared kill you for that.

Jared, from another room: Who?

Richard: I was just kidding.

Jared *storms in with switchblade*: No, is he bothering you??

[bob-belcher]

#nailed it

[joycecarolnotes]

DOUBLE hand over heart laugh, ok

[coco-pendragon]

[bachmanatee]

finally figured out gilfoyle’s ring!!!

(you can buy it here.)

[scary-numbers]

oh my god that’s the worst ring I’ve ever seen in my life wtf gilfoyle???

[scary-numbers]

Okay I was mad at this ring just from looking at a photo of it but I clicked the link and this thing costs 190 british pounds, which is approximately 250 dollars (even more in Canadian dollars, in the case that Gilf bought it while he was still living in canada)

anyway my theory because I refuse to believe that Gilfoyle would wear this juggalesque monstrosity because he thinks it looks cool is that he bought it a number of years ago, back when he was still in his hot topic phase. And someone, maybe his mom or a friend or something, told him he’d regret spending that much on an accessory, but he bought it anyway. He still wears it today because he’s a stubborn piece of shit who doesn’t want to admit that this ring was not a good purchase.

[gwydinn-deactivated20161020]

Either that or he found it on the floor of a bathroom at some kind of terrible metal concert and has no qualms about wearing floor jewelry.

[scary-numbers]

I like this too… floor jewelry enters your life because of fate

[smallcomebacknowyhear]

Ive just realized that this fandom has a lot of new gilfoyle stans and yall should know about this (and now you know what to buy if you find 200 dollars on the ground)

[obiwaaaan]

pied piper team + high life au

[lousolversons]

[ordinary-reasons]

Silicon Valley + @outofcontextdiscord

BONUS

[halcyonlauren]

I’m mad Amanda Crew wasn’t included but ugh this photo from the hollywood reporter of the cast is 🔥

[skeilig]

[vanderhaus]

[camewiththeframe]

This post is 🏆

[simplexsiliconvalley]

Lets talk cars...

Russ: Orange McLaren 650S Spyder, Orange Lamborghini Aventador, Black Maserati Quattroporte

Erlich: Aviato-livery Ford Escape, yellow Corvette

Jin Yang: Yellow Corvette

Gavin: Black Cadillac Escalade, Grey Audi Q7 (in China)

Action Jack: Black Cadillac Escalade

Gilfoyle: Blue Volvo 240 wagon

Dinesh: Grey Tesla Model S

Jared: Grey Chevy Volt (do you think he fucks in the Volt)

Monica: Blue Nissan Leaf

Who am I missing?

Do you think those companies paid to be on the show? I imagine GM does, considering they mentioned the Volt and Corvette a couple times. and maybe Tesla (although I dont think Tesla would spend money here)

Oh The Valley Of Silicon!

[gently-psychotic-deactivated202]

SWEET JESUS

[obiwaaaan]

parents

[obiwaaaan]

[alethiometry]

“gilfoyle bet me a hundred bucks that if i touched one object in his room he’d find it just by sniffing.”

“okay, not now, please.”

“no, it has to be now. i just masturbated to heighten my focus, i have a fifteen-minute refractory period.”

gilfoyle has canonically jacked it while thinking about dinesh and how he smells, and no one can ever take that away from me