God’s Lounge

Became mortal because immortality is boring.

[ofools]

not gonna say it again!!!!

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

[quasi-normalcy]

a SWAMP is a wetland whose vegetation consists of trees or other woody plants

a MARSH is a wetland with other forms of vegetation

[lesbianshepard]

#A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[villainessbian]

a MANGAL is a swamp whose soil concentrates high amounts of salt and very low amounts of oxygen, supporting little else than mangrove trees

a PEATLAND is a wetland whose soil concentrates decaying organic matter, becoming peat

[big-smiling-monkey]

Oh yeah baby, keep coming at me with watery environmental states

[blackjesusbutretired]

This reminds me of the good ol days back when the dinosaurs were still around. The bogs were especially beautiful with the raptor witches making it acidic enough to melt stone in seconds.

[blackjesusbutretired]

Item: A Shield Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

What video game will you defend forever?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

I will answer small cat, it my benevolence to respond.

Hi-fi rush is the game as it was a blast that flaws I didn’t notice or really care about at all.

[attheendhello]

you heard it. reblog if u support yuri

[blackjesusbutretired]

This was on the list of Greek gods top ten human things

[blackjesusbutretired]

It all begins anew

And so shall you

[gavamont]

Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩

I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄

[moreyradder]

Pro Tip: Avoid this in the future by inviting the king to your chambers and presenting the situation as;

" Just warming him up for a surprise threesome. You looked so stressed, sire, so let us help you relax."

[gavamont]

The Duke would, at best, be the fourth

The Duke’s wife is the third from time to time, and I feel like he’s not gonna be happy about that

And most importantly, the Duke is a fuck boi, he’s not invited

[moreyradder]

Ah, but I said the king, my good wizard!

If you get the king in on this, the duke can do nothing without risking insulting his monarch.

This could not possibly backfire!

In fact, I'll go perform this right now and report back my success shortly.

[moreyradder]

Dungeon

[gavamont]

Welcome to the club

[wizard-gobling]

surely the duke can’t catch all of us????

Gonna try hitting up the jester when the duke goes out for another raid and report with results 👍

[wizard-gobling]

Dungeon.

[ratazom]

Wow. I don't respect anyone in this thread.

[wizard-gobling]

feels like somebody’s mad they didn’t get the chance to fuck the duke’s favorite jester

[gavamont]

Make a pass at the jester and there’s always a chance

That you’ll be be doing that old “chained in the dungeon” dance

[sabertoothwalrus]

I was inspired

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[bouncy2004toyotayaris]

made this a transparent gif because im in love

[blackjesusbutretired]

I remember this thing back in the first incarnation of this….wait said too much

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

people keep reposting my comics without credit or permission so heres a dump of my comics frome my twitter @/cuptoast

do not my reposts my art, if u see one of my comics uploaded to here, it was not with my permisiions!

[blackjesusbutretired]

Millions of years ago today I was created and tommorow is extinction anniversary

[blackjesusbutretired]

It is the time of the ides and I can assure you guys Caesar will never live down hit death 2016 god and onward will make sure of that

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[blackjesusbutretired]

We gods always stay silly

[i-am-a-fish]

I could be alone in this .. but um...

fuck, I'll just say it

does anyone on this site like snacks

[blackjesusbutretired]

There’s a reason why humanity have never incurred the wrath of any gods

[tis-i-german-potato]

What is a bonbon?

I was listening to an american podcast and they were talking about bonbons being chocolates which - as a german - confused me, so I decided to look it up.

Apparently the word bonbon in english means what we call Praline??? Huh????

So now I am asking once more: Tumblr what is a bonbon to you?

A: a type of hard candy

B: a type of chocolate

What do you think of as a bonbon?

A are bonbons! (german speaking)

A are bonbons! (not german speaking)

B are bonbons! (german speaking)

B are bonbons! (not german speaking)

Both (please elaborate)

Neither (please elaborate)

Voting ended onJan 5, 2025

[blackjesusbutretired]

All my children are created equal if they are named the same they are the same to me

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

your body is a machine! that turns "penis" into " sucked penis "

[effemimaniac]

[blackjesusbutretired]

Flagged for blasphemy

[dailyhatsune]

Not 3 mikus on a trenchcoat

they'll never know

[i-am-a-fish]

please learn how to code

like, if you're bored today, and not doing anything,

learn a little bit of coding please

[i-am-a-fish]

hi hi hello PLEASE DON'T JUST REBLOG THIS FOR LATER

I know how much you love reblogging posts and then never looking at them ever again. I get it, I really do. but PLEASE

just open one of these links and explore a bit if you're interested

Scratch - great coding program for learning the basics, but so good you can make a video game with it

Codecademy - learn any coding language with lessons

Neocities - literally make a website

it's all free

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm sending wild animals to your doorstep.

[blackjesusbutretired]

:3

[sandmandaddy69]

[blackjesusbutretired]

<3

[peterokii]

my brother dressed his miku so i drew her