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My Tumblr Blog is Random as Fuck. Spend as much time as you'd like here, though. If you have a suggestion of pictures I should find for the day then FEEL FREE TO TELL ME. If not then just enjoy my current topic of interest, whatever that may be. **My other blog is a pagan blog: Fiendishblacklist

[marsapartment]

I know Black Mask can genuinely be an intimidating villain (which I hope he is for the Birds of Prey movie) but the #1 version of him that I’ll always love is him in Under the Red Hood when he just has one banger line of dialogue after another. Also his beady little eyes are so fricken funny.

like

the way he interacts with everyone is gold

[purplecatnap]

John Mulaney should play him

[marsapartment]

God you’re so right

[kylerayn3r]

john mulaney vs jason todd, except its not even a black mask version of john mulaney, its just john mulaney himself

[marsapartment]

God you’re also so right

[kryptonians]

Mr. Freeze: *kills a guy in front of Black Mask with a cold gun*

Black Mask:

[marsapartment]

*gets kink shamed by Jason Todd for his gimp suit mask collection*

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fanonical]

the accio spell can be so misused, like. imagine being bored in class and accio-ing someone else’s chair over to you

[radiojamming]

I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox

[sighinastorm]

That’s exactly how we celebrated my mom’s 75th birthday.

[andischa]

Your mom is a steam locomotive?

[sighinastorm]

Families come in many shapes and sizes.

[johnnyslittleanimalblog]

[sighinastorm]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gankyil

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triskelion

[omentwins]

this is so fucking funny

[rockodile-deactivated20181110]

I MISS MIIVERSE :( children are super funny

[piratekingcon]

god i miss this

[mageknight14]

What even was Miiverse?

[vampmotel]

IM CRYING

[niggazinmoscow]

glad they used a decent pic

[fantasie-improptu]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[bluntasaurus-sex]

america

[warandpeas]

Slutty Witch

[trashythingsgohere]

[queen-neyde]

[unbotheredmuse]

[teojida-archive-deactivated2020]

my dumb cat got arrested

[teojida-archive-deactivated2020]

he and a couple other neighborhood cats were caught fighting a couple nights ago and someone picked them up and took them to the shelter, it doesn’t open until 11 so i can’t go get him yet

[teojida-archive-deactivated2020]

😑 costs 15 dollars to get a pet out of the shelter even though they’ve already inconvenienced me enough by kidnapping my son

[teojida-archive-deactivated2020]

snndjfdjcnjdkxm….

[superficialscorpio-deactivated2]

[mrclassyclass]

Canadian Cosplayer is Mistaken for Terrorist

The Cosplayer was wearing a gas mask, helmet, armour and bullet belt. He was also carrying a New Republic of California flag. People thought he had a bomb strapped to his back but it turned out to be several Pringles cans painted silver.

Police were hiding in bushes and behind their cars with long guns drawn. Happened in Grande Prairie, Alberta. (April 14, 2017)

[crazinessofauto]

A reminder to all you cosplayers out there: be careful how you dress when in the general public. Not everyone is savvy to semi-obscure characters/designs.

[thefoggygolem]

This, a thousand times this.

Take your mask off, bag your props, and move with people.

[archangeltama]

Every post apocalyptic cosplay group needs a Safety Naruto. The Safety Naruto will signal to ordinary people that yes this is indeed a costume.

[sighinastorm]

reblogging for Safety Naruto

[riverselkie-deactivated20190510]

i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard

[samalsoblogs]

me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft Singles™  and hopelessly lost): where’s totoro