Malphex shipper #1

✿ Kay ♏ ✿ 24+✿ tattoo artist ✿🇩🇪/🇺🇸✿lesbian✿♠️✿ my gender is whatever makes you a dyke✿ I wuv my wifey wife💙

[blacknwhitebutch]

finally finished my card for artfight!! you can find me here o/ hope to see you soon

[cutecipher]

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

[depsidase]

[roycohn]

sorry to tack on but i have a folder full of these images bc i collect ones that make me laugh, MY TIME HAS COME

[senatortedcruz]

[transhuman-priestess]

@zoethesportsblog

[zoesupreme]

a few of my favorites

[zoesupreme]

a new one just dropped

[dappergamelord]

had to add a couple favs from my personal collection

[doubleca5t]

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[picunha]

the transition im crying

[vanity-complex]

I am walking onto the field. Haters are forcefully removing me from the premise

[hotroadkill]

collection

[ultimomizu]

How my dad decided to tell me that our guests had left the house

[sparrowsfallingfromthesky]

[dramatic-dolphin]

every day ao3 authors weave more and more fascinating concepts i could never come up with in a million years

[raichett]

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

[amphibifish]

never do any sort of collaborative storytelling with your friends youll get addicted for life

[olicrosse]

[cephalopodvictorious]

fixed it

[star-thief]

[sirfetchd]

how it feels to be obsessed with your own ocs but you cant think of what to say about them

[sycamorality]

fictional character savem e. sabe me fictional charfacter. save me fictional cjatcvter help . save me fictionlj charcter

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Dumbest shit ever just happened to-- it didn't happen to me, I shouldn't be using passive language here. I just did the dumbest shit ever

[parkchanwoohoo]

1. Light candle

2. Realize you forgot to smell the candle beforehand to see if you'll like it

3. Bring lit candle directly to your nose to smell it

4.

[pankendev]

god i love women. "but do women love you" does a beautiful painting love me. does a sunset or birdsong love me. what a stupid fucking question. fuck you (wiping tears with my sleeve)ffuck yo u

[devilmaycry3dantesawakening]

that one bit of art nomura drew of aya with a gun and her boobs out covered by a cool jacket is maybe the effortlessly hottest thing that's ever come out of the entirety of square enix's lineage.

[devilmaycry3dantesawakening]

images that give me a heart attack

[devilmaycry3dantesawakening]

these ones where she's almost showing pits are good too. like christ nomura how did you draw something so dyke-y.