Next Level Trash Can

Kalyn | 17 Agender (They/Them) Asexual | Demiromantic Snapchat: blackrosenights Join me in the adventures of shitty puns and jokes.

[dailyraccoons]

[randomgirlusername-deactivated2]

I see no difference

[suave-alpaca]

“Goodnight, Carm.”

“Goodnight.”

[studentlifeproblems]

[studentlifeproblems]

@studentlifeproblems

[huffpost]

Love Is Lifting These Queer Couples Higher In Incredible Trick Photo Series

They’ve been swept off their feet!

[deactivated-account8789472897]

Finally…the gay agenda is almost complete. We’re growing more powerful by the minute.

[pringlesaremydivision]

l e v i t a t e t h e g a y s

[elodieunderglass]

this combines so many of my favorite things

[221cbakerstreet]

[anxietyproblem]

@anxietyproblem​

[just-shower-thoughts]

You never really understand how fucking good it feels to be healthy until you are sick.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you smell a fart, air that was once in someone’s ass is now in your lungs

[whatravioli]

Guys it’s nearly October who’s excited for the skeleton war

[artifuls]

Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™

-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip -everything men tell you is a lie -store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand -pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones -don’t lie to your doctor -seriously don’t -at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life -you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one) -you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time -people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude -never underestimate the power of new underwear

[girl-rambling]

The second last one though

[avocadobananas]

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

[the-sad-boy]

Here I am sitting patiently by my phone waiting for you to reply and everytime my phone lights up I hope it’s you, but it isn’t. Then I check to make sure that the message actually sent and that you haven’t actually replied just in case my phone has missed giving me a notification (even though it never does) then just rinse and repeat.

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[treatyourselfwithkindness-deact]

don’t apologize for taking the time you need to recover, recharge, or redo — you deserve a moment to breathe, an hour to rest, or a day to try again.

[allteeensrelate]

when you guess on every question and still get a good grade

[parkchanwoohoo]

[marzipanandminutiae]

A. imagine your otp

B. dear gods this country has massive issues

[cl0udyd4z3]

I’ve been looking for this post for ages

[portraitofemmy]

listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

[jerryterry]

Visit Original Link

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

when u only know one lyric in a song so it plays in ur head like this

[leander-ligo]

This is just what depression feels like