Black Silk Pharoah

Where woke and joke commingle 31 she/they bi/pan

[animentality]

[anistarrose]

children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear

neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years

[yuumei-art]

Chosen Cages, Wings of Pages 

A little idea I had about reading books as a form of escapism

Closeups

[depsidase]

[catchymemes]

[calware]

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

[clockworkbee]

ⓘ This user wants to be someone's sweet villain and darling god, dearest punishment and sweet nemesis, who they think is the only real thing in a land of ghosts, and by who they are forever undone.

[blacksilkpharaoh]

Nothing depresses me more than the fact that no one will ever speak to me like cardan speaks to Jude

[caats]

As she should ♡

[blacksilkpharaoh]

I think it’s really fascinating how people have always loved their cats this much

[nikittysan]

🍃The Cruel Prince🍁

Another Cardan Greenbriar fanart!! Wanted to challenge myself with this tricky lighting setup, i think it turned out pretty cool?

[duarteegreenbriar]

OH MY GOD AAAAAAH

[delphinidin4]

Tons more at the source!

[psychedelicflyingshark]

We need like a month where nothing happens and there's no repercussions we all just stay in bed and hibernate and nothing goes wrong

[valtsv]

plenty of "girl who looks cute wearing her boyfriend's clothes" content out there but not enough "guy who looks cute wearing his girlfriend's clothes" in my opinion. where's your commitment. where's your bisexuality.

[toastbutteregg]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

Illustrations Show Size Difference Between Prehistoric Animals and Modern Descendants

[toastbutteregg]

[corpsebrigadier-deactivated2025]

Love to be on a website where I can join such hit 2022 fandoms as "century old public domain novel being read very slowly" and "half-century old mafia film that does not actually exist."

[curioscurio]

I'm sorry I'm a loser and exclusively use mobile tumblr so I can't see the fun checkmarks