KIROKAZE
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
if i look back, i am lost
ojovivo
AnasAbdin
Andulka
tannertan36
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One Nice Bug Per Day
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
art blog(derogatory)
Janaina Medeiros
Sweet Seals For You, Always
trying on a metaphor
shark vs the universe
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
todays bird
almost home
occasionally subtle
seen from Canada
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Russia
seen from Singapore
seen from Italy
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from T1
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Chile
seen from United States
@blackwinged-medic
Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired
Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either
Nah I'm safe it wouldn't happen twice
Minions stop this post from reaching 1k
On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!
Great news boss! We's nearly to 30k!
it’s plain white rice you idiot obligate carnivore
Me: *getting ready to throw out an empty jar*
Goblin brain: “No!!! *Keep*.”
Me: “What?”
Goblin brain: “kEeP tHe JaR.”
Me: “…what for?”
Goblin brain: “mmmmmmmfff… its purpose… shall be revealed to us… IN TIME!”
req'd by @freshnewlawyerofhell
okay hands up, who's left a phone in a fridge before
text: I unfortunately have an object permanence problem
A
A WHAT IN A FRIDGE
okay so i can't speak for any other ADHD folks but my experience is often
bring phone into kitchen so bluetooth earbuds will still play music when i make a sandwich
scoop sandwich ingredients out of fridge, which includes block of cheese similar size to phone
make sandwich
scoop everything on counter and shove it back in fridge
go to desk and wonder why my music is cutting in and out
oh
commission
When do we start crucifying
Important context:
she's the best of us
This is weird bevause ive had this exact thought before
Actually it really does help to paint the picture
"why don't you set an alarm to remind yourself to put your marbles in your bag?" i will fill your shoes with goo
Crimetober 1-9
Because birds are criminals.
Crimetober 10-21
When will they be held accountable
Crimetober 22-31
Justice will never be served.
it’s almost time
Thieves Guild
A tale as old as time
i tried the “ask your mom what she would do if you were a bug” trend
asked my dad too
I ❤️ contributing to low birth rates
*baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws*
Reblog to bap the person you reblogged from with your paws
Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. I'm staying with the OG version. Thank you very much. We don't talk abt the live action one.
