it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article
still just as good as i remember it
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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$LAYYYTER
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article
still just as good as i remember it
I’m not bitter
I am bitter
Literally every movie adaptation ever: Henry Jeckyll is just a poor victim of his evil side Mr Hyde!
The Actual Book: Henry Jeckyll is a weird fuck who turned himself into a monster man because he wanted to indulge in doing horrible things without fear of getting caught
Add the phantom of the Opera !
If you allow me-
Kataang gives off strong "Excuses me, he asked for pickles." energy
If I were a security guard for a person who’s being targeted by assassins I simply wouldn’t devote my entire attention span to every single noise I hear.
Why do I care if there’s a random noise in this out-of-the-way dark corner? My post is right here.
But… but I threw a rock there. Y-you gotta check
If I hear a noise I’m gonna throw a flash grenade in that direction.
MY EYES AND EARS
“Got a neutralized assassin in gate 17.”
“Did they try distracting you by throwing a rock?”
“Yeah, they did.”
“Fucking idiot.”
4 years of community assassin college for nothing
I hope Nael knows their poem made me cry
Something cool I found out today:
“Drache” is German for “dragon” and “Drachen” means “kite”. Does that mean kites are dragons?
@ratingpostsbasedonhowmanydragons
this is adorable. lovely comic, and the inclusion of a rather large dragon gets a 10/10 from me.
@margoteve
Reimagining the Lion king, it was so fun to do.
This looks like if it took place in the same universe as Robin Hood and I think that’s neat.
so i didn’t realize kuzco is literally only 17 in the emperor’s new groove and the pacha-kuzco dynamic becomes like 8x funnier bc pacha has accidentally adopted a teenager
Kuzco: I want to tear down your home and build a swimming pool there. lol
Pacha:
i’m fucking losing it over this mouse trap from the 1800s
Demon girls and cat girls are closely related
Pointy protrusions on head
Fang
Tail
tumblr holidays:
the met gala
halloween (the month)
the ides of march
nov 5 (new!)
if i think of baby swordfish again i’m gonna be sent into a coughing fit
best baby animal of all time. only the essentials (big funny snout)
Oh no ghost on the subway going to a haunted house
NICE FUCKING COSTUME DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, I was the only one in a costume, and yes, it was awkward, but I had to rep cryptid goths in my very conservative, corporate workplace
idk why ppl find vampires scary. just bite them first. throw them off their game
YOUNG MAN
You are so fucking round
I SAID
YOUNG MAN
You just fell on the ground
i am.. still reeling from this experience :/