Adulthood?... Why?

Kind of a mix of many things, but just really whatever I like. Go nuts.

[ot3]

it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article

[ot3]

still just as good as i remember it

[rainbow-femme]

I’m not bitter

[echiosbrain]

I am bitter

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Literally every movie adaptation ever: Henry Jeckyll is just a poor victim of his evil side Mr Hyde!

The Actual Book: Henry Jeckyll is a weird fuck who turned himself into a monster man because he wanted to indulge in doing horrible things without fear of getting caught

[ripperblackstaff]

Add the phantom of the Opera !

[rumpykamon]

If you allow me-

[icy-jo]

Kataang gives off strong "Excuses me, he asked for pickles." energy

[azulasnailtech]

[charlesoberonn]

If I were a security guard for a person who’s being targeted by assassins I simply wouldn’t devote my entire attention span to every single noise I hear.

[charlesoberonn]

Why do I care if there’s a random noise in this out-of-the-way dark corner? My post is right here.

[catrinecat]

But… but I threw a rock there. Y-you gotta check

[charlesoberonn]

If I hear a noise I’m gonna throw a flash grenade in that direction.

[catrinecat]

MY EYES AND EARS

[charlesoberonn]

“Got a neutralized assassin in gate 17.”

“Did they try distracting you by throwing a rock?”

“Yeah, they did.”

“Fucking idiot.”

[catrinecat]

4 years of community assassin college for nothing

[mochimars]

I hope Nael knows their poem made me cry

[infamouslydorky]

Something cool I found out today:

“Drache” is German for “dragon” and “Drachen” means “kite”. Does that mean kites are dragons?

[infamouslydorky]

[nae-nae-supreme]

@ratingpostsbasedonhowmanydragons

[ratingpostsbasedonhowmanydragons]

this is adorable. lovely comic, and the inclusion of a rather large dragon gets a 10/10 from me.

[cornistasiathecoblinking]

@margoteve

[inesvazquezart]

Reimagining the Lion king, it was so fun to do.

[airandangels]

This looks like if it took place in the same universe as Robin Hood and I think that’s neat.

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

so i didn’t realize kuzco is literally only 17 in the emperor’s new groove and the pacha-kuzco dynamic becomes like 8x funnier bc pacha has accidentally adopted a teenager

[sexycraisinthanos]

Kuzco: I want to tear down your home and build a swimming pool there. lol

Pacha: 

[dicksmasher]

i’m fucking losing it over this mouse trap from the 1800s

[demilypyro]

Demon girls and cat girls are closely related

Pointy protrusions on head

Fang

Tail

[demilypyro]

[tragicallyunaesthetic]

tumblr holidays:

the met gala

halloween (the month)

the ides of march

nov 5 (new!)

[campyvillain]

if i think of baby swordfish again i’m gonna be sent into a coughing fit

[campyvillain]

best baby animal of all time. only the essentials (big funny snout)

[pekasairroc]

Oh no ghost on the subway going to a haunted house

[peachdoxie]

NICE FUCKING COSTUME DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hornraven]

Yes, I was the only one in a costume, and yes, it was awkward, but I had to rep cryptid goths in my very conservative, corporate workplace

[direhuman]

[gilliansanderson]

idk why ppl find vampires scary. just bite them first. throw them off their game

[catasters]

[jenksel]

🙃

[spyglassrealms]

YOUNG MAN

You are so fucking round

I SAID

YOUNG MAN

You just fell on the ground

[snaily-deactivated]

i am.. still reeling from this experience :/