Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bee

FFXIV|Balmung|Sarai Galthena|Sehn Garanjy|Leomont Rosaire Followbacks from shinymogwai.

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smollidibus

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LOOKING FOR FC (Crystal/Balmung)

Character Name: Castien Volliveaux Character Age: Late 20'sish Character Gender: Male Character Race: Ishgardian Elezen Character Profession: Adventurer (Ex-Dragoon) with a specialty in monster hunting. Who Is He?: Big Damn Hero with a heart of gold and an unwavering sense of morals. Looking to use his skills on the battlefield to do good for Eorzea and be a net positive on the world around him. Emotionally Constipated despite his best efforts and himbo-strength talent for putting his feet in his mouth unintentionally.

OOC: Medium to Heavy Adventure Roleplay, active, good-aligned. I enjoy action with a focus on furthering character growth and interpersonal relationships. Long-term plots and narrative storytelling a big yes! 21+ membership requirement preferred.

Must be LGBT+ enthusiastic and respectful to POC and minority voices, with no-tolerance policies for harassment and bullying (and management plans for handling inevitable issues therein).

Please DM with offers and suggestions!

Carrd Profile: https://castienvol.carrd.co/

[4thcombinedbrigade]

VICTORY AT PAGLTH’AN!

There are too many damn good screenshots to include from yesterday’s Battle of Paglth’an! Here is a personal favourite, which shows Lunar Bahamut dropping into Zolm’ak Citadel as a cameo to incinerate a force of Alliance troops before moving on elsewhere.

Huge shout-out to the 30+ players who attended and made the event a great comeback for the 4th! It’s the first time hosting these MSQ events in over 2 years.

There will be more to come in the run-up to Endwalker, using what we learned in managing a large group of RPers to formalize our GM systems. I’m honestly surprised it went as well as it did as a first foray for a new group!

If you’re interested in joining our CWLS/Discord-based community to catch further Death Unto Dawn and Endwalker military-themed events, do hop in here: https://discord.gg/mdmR5YyBE3 

See you next time!

[asofterfan]

eVERY TIME-

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[ashstfu]

i'm thoroughly convinced that i would feel a millionth time sexier if i wore a dagger straped to my thigh all the time

[k-ailisi]

I love the fatter cat mount

[ythealleycat]

@thaliakscodex,

ft. @spearsandfists @bladeblooming @wallowtz

[yvesoix-sellemontiere-deactivat]

Headcanon: How to Curse Like An Ishgardian

Ishgard is a region steeped in its orthodoxy, which draws several similarities to Catholicism. Catholics have a very interesting relationship with profanity, which made me wonder what form Ishgardian cursing might take. Below are some thoughts ranging from the most mild to the kind that might get you Witchdropped, as well as their inspirations. 1) Ejaculations (Irish) An “ejaculation” is a prayer or part of a prayer uttered for strength in a trying time or as an expression of exasperation. A well known Irish ejaculation is “Jesus who for the love of me,” for example. Here are a few that I came up with: “Blessed Fury, full of grace,” “Merciful Halone, I beseech thee”  “By Her Spear are we saved” ”Of the Fury’s love all men will receive” Or, if you’re particularly angry at someone but still in polite company: “May the Fury’s judgement be upon you” 2) Swears (Dark Age Europe) The Third Commandment says not to take the Lord’s name in vain, but swearing an oath by Him is not taking it in vain if you mean to follow through! As such, “swearing” in the classical sense is likely a very strong yet very tame way to get your anger across in Ishgard, depending on how you do it. Examples: “Be it Halone’s will, I shall overcome this trial!” “By Fury’s spear, I will punch you in the face if you don’t shove off.” “I will visit Saint Reinette’s vengeance upon you!” 3) Holy Host (Medieval England) Curses like “God’s Thumbs!” or “Blood of Christ!” were some of the worst things you could say in the medieval period. Since Ishgard is a blur of time periods, these will likely cause scandal if you say them during a noble’s function or at least get you a whipping from your mom. Examples: “Fury’s Eyes!” “Halone’s Hand!” You can intensify these with descriptors and using more lurid phrases: “Fury’s Frozen Garters!” - A favorite of Yves’ 4) Sacres (Quebec)

And finally, when you absolutely must choose violence, we have the grand daddy of all Ishgardian swears: sacres. These require a bit of explanation for our non Quebecois.  Sacres are a unique style of profanity from Quebec. Essentially, it’s just a string of religious words, like “sacrament” or “tabernacle” or “host” strung together in a big ball of rage. The entire phrase rarely translates directly to anything (there are some idioms that do, but I won’t cover them here)  This is the profanity you break out when you want to nuke someone into the ground with blasphemy. Given Ishgardian society, you probably WILL go to the dungeons if a guard hears you say these and be charged with a crime. As they come from a dialect of French, I find that these would be most fun used in “Old Elezen,” which the game and community both seem to agree is a style of French. Common Quebecois sacres that I think would also work in Ishgard are: tabarnak: tabernacle calise: chalice estie: host maudit: damned sacremant: sacrament ciboire: pyx  saint: Saint (or holy if combined with others, such as saint-sacremant)

Some additional Ishgardian flavored ones:

Enchie : short for Enchiridion lancetoile : (from lance etoile, or “spear star”, relating to the constellation of the Spear) paradeglace: (from paradis de glace, or Heaven of Ice) chapelet: rosary To use the sacres, you simply chain words together with “de” between them. Again, this doesn’t need to make sense: the intensity of the phrase is in how -much- you use. So, if you really want to meet Halone, you might shout at someone: “Saint-chapelet de calise de saint-ciboire d’Enchie!” Which is equivalent to rabidly foaming at the mouth in anger. Anyway, I hope my fellow Ishgardians enjoyed this! Feel free to reblog and add on whatever cool thoughts you may have!

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[deathcomes4u]

honestly this is why Assassins Creed cosplayers are my favourite cosplayers because you’re never sure when one of them is gonna just bust out the parkour but you know at least one of them in a group can do it.

[macko-99]

Are you sure they are not Actual Assassins?

[darkandstormyranger]

modern day Assassins dress as historical assassin to blend in a crowd of cosplayers and #remain_undetected

[shepherds-of-haven]

none of the people even turned when he did that, too, so I’m convinced we’re either living in a simulation or that was an actual assassin

[mrbulian]

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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[thaliakscodex]

Thaliak’s Codex Open Book Day

Balmung - March 28th, 2021 - 4pm to 6pm EST - The Goblet, Ward 7, Plot 36

Tucked away into a cliffside of the Goblet, Thaliak’s Codex offers a wide selection of used books and fine antiques. Once one of the Goblet’s best-kept secrets, the shop is pleased to announce that it will be hosting an OPEN BOOK DAY, with sales on all books (up to 70% off!), specials in our café, and a spotlight feature on favorites from our catalogue.

This month, spark joy with OUR ANTIQUE SECTION!

The air is warming up, and it’s time for spring cleaning! A new adventuring season means new antiques in stock, and we need to make room for them. All antiques have been marked down, and certain books have been marked with a blue sticker – with each antique purchased, you get a blue-stickered book for free!

Check out the rest of our catalogue!

This month’s café specials are DELINA’S ORANGE TRIFLE and SHROUD GREEN TEA

Built on a foundation of light and airy ladyfingers, Delina’s Orange Trifle is made from oranges direct from the family orchards of our delightful Delina Rabntah! A medley of sweet, tart, and rich, the flavors balance perfectly with the refreshing bitterness of our Shroud Green Tea! A lovely combination that will leave you filled with energy for spring cleaning!

View our full menu here!

Stop by, say hello, grab a book and some treats, and delve into the secrets the Codex has in store!

NOTE: All purchases from Thaliak’s Codex are IC only. While donations are certainly appreciated, there’s no need to give us in-game currency for anything purchased from the shop!

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[bladeblooming]

A Prayer to Faram

So.

Uh.

O Father, in Your heaven, watch over me and forgive me my -

Ugh.

No. 

No, that isn’t going to work.

I’m sorry, I don’t really know how to pray. There aren’t any books on it that I’ve found. It’s just a thing people seem to know how to do, like breathing or knowing when colors match. Even the priests I’ve spoken to - your priests and others - they don’t give me any clear instructions. Should I just… know how? Is that something I’m supposed to..?

All I know to do is think at you. Think vaguely… Upwards. I hope that’s enough to reach you.

Right. So. Anyways.

I suppose I’m not the sort of daughter any father would be proud of, divine or otherwise. Zula said my father would be proud of me, and maybe he would be proud of some parts, but Zula doesn’t know half of what I’ve done with my life, maybe he’d think otherwise if he did.

I’ve lied. I’ve stolen. I’ve cheated. I hope You don’t judge me too harshly for the times it’s saved my life, but I know there are just as many times where it hasn’t been life-or-death and I’ve just… Done it because I wanted to. I don’t know why. You’re a god, maybe You have some sort of… of Divine Understanding for this sort of thing. Maybe You can see into my heart in a way that even I can’t, and tell for sure if I’m sinful or broken or blameless or… something. I’m not sure if that’s comforting or not. I’m not sure if I want You to know that.

Well.

In the event that You can see into my heart of hearts and everything’s twisted up and horrid and I’m just a terrible person by nature, I hope You’ll still listen to this. You’re called “the Father,” after all, and a parent - a good parent, a real parent - they’re supposed to love their child no matter what they do, right? I suppose I wouldn’t know for certain, really. I’ve had two mothers and two fathers by now; one died when I was three and the others let me down in other ways. I don’t even know what a ‘good’ parent looks like, really. Not close-up.

Still, I guess I have to believe You’re a good father. People wouldn’t worship You if You weren’t.

Is that rude to say to a god?

It probably is.

Shit.

Swearing in your prayers is probably rude, too.

Sorry.

I told you I didn’t know how to do this, right?

I’m trying.

I’m trying so, so hard. You can see that, right? I’m trying to be good, to be useful, to - to deserve all the chances I’ve gotten. I know I’ve no right to be as lucky as I have been. I should have starved in that alleyway, or broken my neck when I fell off the roof, or taken a knife to the gut or been blown to bits by a Garlean cannonball or…

I feel like I’m supposed to be dead. Several times over. But instead I’m - not.

If I was supposed to be dead, it would have happened, right? The night Yusa died. I felt it. I watched the sky fall down around me and I knew I was going to die. I knew it was all over. And then it wasn’t. And I wasn’t - all alone, anymore. I had one person - being? I don’t know what to call Her, really. But I knew that I had one person in the world who still loved me, who didn’t want me to die, and then I didn’t die. And if that wasn’t supposed to happen, then why..?

I have people, now. People love me. People who are alive love me. Don’t take that away, please. I don’t know if that’s in Your power, if You’re anything like the Traders in that regard, but please, please don’t -

I’m trying to deserve it. I promise. Please be patient with me.

If he’s around, tell my father I finally got the doll.

I’m supposed to end this by saying Your name, right?

“Faram.”

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Palais de Tokyo - 9th Anniversary [3/22]by LadyAzurFromAlkemya

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Dalmasca Locations;

Dalmasca Superior;

A sandy desert which was once home to the Kingdom of Dalmasca before it was conquered by the Garlean Empire.

Royal City of Rabanastre: The former capital of Dalmasca, now abandoned by its citizens following several failed revolts. In its heyday it was known as the “Desert Sapphire”.

The Estersand and Westersand: The desert that sprawls around the Royal City of Rabanastre, so large it must be divided into two.

Nalbina Fortress: A fortress that was reputed impregnable until its fall to the IVth Legion. This event was considered the turning point of the war between Garlemald and Dalmasca.

Valnard Sea: Situated south of Rabanastre, the Ridorana Cataract and Lighthouse are situated there.

Skatay Range: A snowy mountain range on the northern border that divides Dalmasca from the rest of Othard. Its forests are home to the Veena Viera.

Dalmasca Inferior;

A more fertile region east of the Dalmascan deserts, which now serves as the center of Garlean rule in South Othard.

Lea Monde: The new capital of Dalmasca under Garlean occupation.

Golmore Jungle: A large forest, home to the Rava Viera, that lies south-west of Nagxia and south-east of Dalmasca.

Zeirchele River: A river separating South Othard in two through the Golmore Jungle. The Orbonne Monastery lies along its banks.

Greylic’s Bend: The southernmost point of Othard, a Cape that any traveler who desires to attain the Far East must cross.

Valnain: A major commercial port situated on Greylic’s Bend, south of Golmore’s Jungle. Currently the center of operations for the IVth Legion.

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