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snowysaur

how’d you think you were gonna get everyone in here anyway

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andersenwithane

Same.

nxtome

ryan reynolds and his daughter

p0ntyp00l

when you’re slytherin and your friend got into hufflepuff

unbreakablekimmyschmidt

They alive, dammit! Sing along to your favorite theme song! Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 is now streaming on Netflix.

liveasbravemen

“I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

milliondollargeek1

This just motivated the fuck out of me.

sniffling

okay are we just gonna look past how fatphobic this is

meowrianne-deactivated20160323

what about this is fatphobic please tell me i don’t see him shaming anyone or talking about how it’s “bad” to be fat he’s literally talking about himself and himself only. like honest to GOD this is grasping at straws if you’re trying to call chris pratt fatphobic for him talking about his weight loss.

outofcontextdnd

GM: Did anyone in this party actually go to school? Paladin:Well, I took knight classes…

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macwithac-deactivated20160924

Lichtenstein be like “they’re invading, but whatever.”

sketchpon-thefgt-deactivated201

But how do you “accidentally” invade a country?

ultrafacts

On 5 December 1985, rockets fired by the Swiss Army landed in Liechtenstein, causing a forest fire. Compensation was paid.

On 13 October 1992, following written orders, Swiss Army cadets unknowingly crossed the border and went to Triesenberg to set up an observation post. Swiss commanders had overlooked the fact that Triesenberg was not on Swiss territory. Switzerland apologized to Liechtenstein for the incident.

In March 2007, a company of 171 Swiss soldiers mistakenly entered Liechtenstein, after taking a wrong turn in the darkness. The troops returned to Swiss territory before they had travelled more than 2 km into the country. The Liechtenstein authorities did not discover the “invaders”, and were informed by the Swiss after the incident. The incident was disregarded by both sides. A Liechtenstein spokesman said “It’s not like they invaded with attack helicopters”

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flylittlekoala

how do you even tell your superior officer I mean “uh Sir… I’m sorry but I think… we’re not in Switzerland anymore” “what are you trying to say cadet” “Sir I think we invaded Liechtenstein.” “…goddamn it, not again.”