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[tokkibean]

nothing reveals typos better than the ao3 publish button. who needs spellcheck honestly

[noodles-and-tea]

Seems about right

[puncertainty]

oh worm?

[paperplateprose]

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

[chiptrillino]

ID: Katara and sokka in swimgear. in the first image, sokka is searching for something in the water. his hair getting wet. katara leans over to him saying "don't you think, its time for a haircut?" in the second image sokka rose form the water, a dog-shark creature in hand, swinging his hair in Katara face splashing her. smugly he says "no <3". End ID

i know its winter! i know it likley snowed by now on the northern hemilsphere! but... on the southern side is summer time right??? so... its fine.... this is fine!!!

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!!! please do not use or repost this artwork without permission!!!

[leighbirdart]

MerMay 2026 | steampunk!dicktim

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[batfam-problematic]

✨💗24-hour Flash Sale 💗✨

Did you miss out on nabbing your copy of the Not Now, Kitten... zine? This is your final chance to fulfil your naughty needs!

💗ZINE STORE 💗

The zine store is open for only 24-hours from 8:00am EDT on Saturday 9th May 2026. This will also be your last chance to grab the Cancel Me, Daddy! zine before it leaves shelves forever.

→ For bundle options, see below the read more!  → All pre-orders will be sent out May 20th, 2026  → All listed prices are in USD! 

Bundle Options:

💗 Height Gap 💗 SFW Volume + Merch [$15]

✨ Digital PDF ✨ 50+ pages of content! ✨ 9 artists and 5 writers ✨ Rated T ✨ 2 Exclusive Coloring Pages

💗 Thigh Gap 💗 NSFW Volume + Merch [$20]

✨ Digital PDF ✨ 100+ pages of content! ✨ 14 artists and 17 writers ✨ Rated E ✨ 2 Exclusive Coloring Pages

💗 Age Gap 💗 Both Volumes + Merch [$30]

✨ Digital PDFs ✨ 150+ pages of content!!! ✨ 2 Exclusive Coloring Pages ✨ 23 artists and 22 writers

Your last chance to own a copy of the Cancel Me, Daddy! zine…

💗 Gap Year 💗 Both Cancel Me, Daddy! volumes + both Now Now, Kitten… volumes + Merch [$60]

✨ 4 Digital PDFs ✨ 450+ pages of content!!! ✨ 4 Exclusive Coloring Pages ✨ 2 Exclusive Emote Sets ✨ Alfred Paper Doll ✨ 51 artists and 50 writers

💗✨ STORE LINK HERE ✨💗

Not Now, Kitten… is a charity zine. All proceeds will go to Palestine Children’s Relief Fund, an international organization that provides free medical care to thousands of injured and ill children yearly who lack access to care within the local health care system.

Artist Previews | Writer Previews | Contributors

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[batfam-problematic]

is there going to be a leftover sale? because i of course missed it </3

Thank you for your interest in the zine! We're open to a 24 hour flash sale if there's enough interest, to give folks a chance to nab their digital bundle before we distribute. Tell us your thoughts below...

Do you want a 24 hour flash sale? 💗✨

Give it to me, Daddy!

Daddy's busy right now, kitten...

Voting ended onMay 5

[mythmagicetc]

ilya as captain of an all-star team still doing his “i love you i love you i love you” thing and everyone’s like “last week you told me i wasn’t ensouled because my mother didn’t orgasm when i was conceived but okay man”

[3hkowalski]

*Ahem* he looks good in black..

doodles I forgot to post here

[leighbirdart]

we're all back in our zukka eras, right? (bonus modern zukka in there)

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[everydarkcorner]

Gasp, I wrote Robstar for @batfam-problematic??! Who am I??

Preorders for the zine are now open if you want to read my Robstar tentacle sex (among many other problematic fics and artworks)!

[trivialcrow]

A sneak peek of my story in the upcoming @batfam-problematic Not Now, Kitten Zine. You can find it in the NSFW Volume, along with so many other awesome fics and incredible art. Check out the other previews here.

The Zine is open for pre-sale, now, and will be available next month. Come be problematic with us, while also supporting a great cause. It's a win/win.

[lavenderprose]

In my mind, Shane's username is ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer because there is another Shane Hollander who is a forensic anthropologist out of UC Berkeley who got the username ShaneHollander first. Shane's username was originally just ShaneHollander24 but that didn't differentiate between them enough and Shane was waking up once or twice a month to DMs like "Hey Shane my name is CSI Sanders with the Las Vegas crime lab we wanted to get your opinion on this scene in Henderson NV, hope you don't mind got your info from your office out in SF they said this was the best way to contact you" and several dozen images of what is clearly a violently murdered skeleton.

Shane Hollander the anthropologist has a standing invitation to any of the Metros games against the Mission and donates generously to the Irina Foundation every year. Also, he had to deactivate his professional accounts for a few days in 2021. Shane and Ilya sent him an edible arrangement. Ilya wrote "Sorry bone man :(" on the card when Shane wasn't looking.

[setsailslash]

pre-orders for the sequel of @batfam-problematic zine aka Not Now, Kitten... are now open!!! 🙌🙌🙌 get your copy here: ✨https://notnowkitten.bigcartel.com/✨!!! yours truly will be in it serving a whole lot of obsessive possessive brujay featuring murder!! edging!!! explosions!!!! and, some 🐈 taping!!!!! 💖

[arabmorgan]

Here's a lil preview of my piece for @batfam-problematic! Get naughty for a good cause 😈 Preorders are open here till the end of the month, and all proceeds will go to the Palestine Children's Relief Fund 🦇