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legends-canon

thebootydiaries

gets me every time ;(

dojacat

iskierka

favorite lil nas x tweets from this week

swarnpert

Oh to be an older brother in a disney channel original movie and have caution tape on my bedroom door and call my younger sibling a dweeb

phatwithanf

Oh to be rodrick heffley*

fuckyeah2000s

nobleoswald

further proof that peter is trans: the spidey suit is all just darker trans flag colors. the red is darker pink, there’s a darker blue, and the black is just like darker white

chamomilespetal

strawtebby

Tony’s bulletin board

transpeter

AU where Tony knew Aunt May and Uncle Ben in college so that in Iron Man 2 when Peter goes to the Stark Expo it becomes a “Charles and Ellen Mulaney meet Bill Clinton” scenario in the Parker household.

Peter: My aunt gets the invitation to the Stark Expo in the mail, and she goes, “We gotta go! We gotta go see Tony!” and without looking at her and just turning the page in a newspaper my uncle goes, “Why? It’s not like he’s going to remember you.“

With great power comes great responsibility. Same motherfucker.

So my aunt says, “Fine, I’ll take Peter.”

And I go, “Heck yeah!” and I slide out into the living room in my Iron Man mask and we walk out the door.

wizardlyghost

and i can see young tony going ”(bill clinton voice) hey can i walk ya home" to everyone coming out of the library

also

so… she pushes me towards stark and she goes, “this is my nephew, peter, and hes also going to be an avenger.” and i was like, “what the hell are you talking about? im not gonna be an avenger.”

girlbossk

Stark turns, looks at Aunt May and says, “Hey, May,” ’cause he never forgets a bitch, ever.

bluefloozy

peter is wearing a pin of a bald eagle shitting on captain america and tony leans down and goes “hey man, i like your button”

vampeyeliner

I know the joke is that Jenna Marbles does a lotta dumb stuff with her dogs and that’s funny but like. I don’t think people pay enough attention to just how well she treats her dogs? Not in a spoiled way I mean, but like. She genuinely cares about their happiness and cares to do research and put SO much effort into her and Julien’s dogs, it’s honestly amazing. Jenna and Julien do god’s work by explaining the training they’re doing with Bunny, and always pointing out that they can honestly understand their dog’s cues when they feel anyone may misunderstand. (an example is Jenna telling Marble that he can bark as a warning, if he needs to, not to attack or bark a lot. Or Jenna and Julien both understanding when Kermit cries and is in actual pain.)

Like yeah sure haha cute derpy dogs who are funny memes, but like being entirely honest I am LIVING for all the educational content they’re dishing out.

Idk I just don’t think her or Julien get nearly enough credit for being such amazing pet owners, instead of being people who own pets just to make videos.