Samwise

Big into board games, comics, crochet, theatre. Gay AF. he/they

[teathattast]

[the-big-mood]

This woman's dragon puppet

[my-dailydreams]

[thememedaddy]

[goth-queen]

[homunculus-argument]

I'm pretty sure that any two sufficiently good-looking gen Z kids could make it on TikTok by making videos that are 100% word-for-word re-enactments of Monty Python skits, and the whole audience who has never heard of the flying circus in their lives would lose it over such fresh and original material.

[d0n-d13g0]

don't give them any ideas

[homunculus-argument]

somebody's gotta

[calcitron]

as an example: posting this without context makes it looks like a tiktok already - just really low quality for some reason

[04k96]

[duckbunny]

remember when websites were written on purpose, and not generated by autocomplete in the instant you run the web search? anyway, unrelated, this webpage purporting to relay expert knowledge on which plants are safe for my snake's tank just told me I would know if he was biting them and getting irritated because he would start pawing at his mouth.

[tarragonthedragon]

i mean, that sure would be a sign something was wrong

[duckbunny]

the plant that makes you grow extra legs

[thickness-protection-program]

If you ask me I don't want "good Christians" in government to counter the "bad Christians" I just want a separation of church and state like they promised us in third grade

[cuttledreams-bugs]

Finally drew the Bugs ✨ (plus a few friends)

[todaysbird]

today's bird is this Common Swift! this CRAZY photo was taken by Eden Davies from the uk. (image was pulled from reddit in r/Birdsfacingforward)

[avxx]

Me: oh if only I had a way to plot points in two dimensions

The ever reliable cartesian coordinate plane:

[captainlordauditor]

spiderman helping out the owner of a local art store and them giving him a spiderman discount so now miles only goes in there if hes in his suit

[fgrobichiko]

Art store owner realises his secret identity because miles was one of his favourite customers and now he’s suddenly stopped coming in

[captainlordauditor]

miles mentions he has to go to the art supply store and jefferson INSISTS on taking him on the way home from school on friday so he can Learn More about his son’s hobby and the owner gives him the fucking discount and miles just dies inside

[fgrobichiko]

Jefferson is like “hey why’d you leave so quick” and he’s just like “haha, I just remembered I had to swing by some other places after” and Jefferson adds another post it note to his secret conspiracy board of Is Miles Spiderman

[captainlordauditor]

swing by you say

[fgrobichiko]

Spiders-men are incapable of avoiding puns it’s their biggest weakness

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of fucking biting you

[shittymoviedetails]

In Predator 2 (1990) Predator recognizes a child with a toy gun poses no actual threat and does not attack him. This implies Predators have more ethical rules of engagement than the IDF

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[everythingfox]

Turn the sound on at your own risk

[pikaole]

Paras, who had a big dream