The last 4 weeks of Bellamy Blake’s life
Finally got down to earth for the first time in 6 years, 7 days
Finds out the love of his life is alive
Uses the threat of mass murder to save the life of his wife
Discovers his beloved sister is a homicidal, likely mentally ill tyrant
Kills someone with worms that we will never talk about ever again
Crosses a desert of death
Withstands a glass storm in said desert
Falls in love with his wife all over again
Tries to figure out how the hell his wife survived - but gets no where
Tries to figure out what the hell happened to his sister
Remembers he has a girlfriend
Tries to figure out a path to peace that involves his sister not dying
Watches wife get arrested for something both of them did
Tries to poison his sister to keep wife alive
Sister calls out his love for Clarke and compares it to his girlfriend - who he once again remembers exists
Promises to keep their kid safe
Puts chip in child’s head to save Clarke (+ his family or something)
DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY COMMUNICATE THIS FACT TO WIFE
Gets slapped by said wife
~It’s a turning point~ (according to Bob)
Thinks he’s no longer important to said wife
Marches to war on the last livable piece of land on earth
Fights with sister. Tells her off. Basically wishes her dead.
Gets rescued by girlfriend + family.
Once again remembers that he has a girlfriend.
Properly counsels his child for the first time
Almost gets left behind on a burning planet because he can’t leave his family again
Gets told off by his child who attempts to parenttrap her parents
Realizes his wife has fucking been in love with him and called him every day for 2,199 days
Begins to makeup with wifey
Realizes he is still stupidly in love with wifey
Decides the fate of the human race, again.
MUCH LONGER THAN EXPECTED NAP
Wakes up to the face of his wifey for the first time in a century
Finds out he has yet another child
Finds out 2 of his best friends gave their lives to save them
Find out about this sun psychosis shit
Almost kills oldest adopted son
Kinda succeeds but he lives
Tries to integrate peacefully into a new society
Even though they seem kinda cultish. He just wants peace.
Has two actual heart to heart conversations with his wife
Finds out she still loves him and considers him family
Watches his wife dance with another man
Remembers he has a girlfriend
Fights with girlfriend over… Octavia. Yup. Clearly that.
Makes up with forgotten girlfriend while wife dies. again.
wife is fucking bizarre all of a sudden
Slowly realizes that wife is not wife
Loses his shit. Destroys a room.
Finds out his son has in a sense betrayed them.
Tries to kill his wife’s murderer.
Mourns and mourns and then tells their daughter mom is dead while he mourns some more
Decides to once again honor her damn memory and protect her family
Realizes Clarke is alive through goddamn morse code
HAS HOPE AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME
Decides he is getting Clarke back, the rest of his family be damned
Gets called out on his feelings for Clarke by no fewer than 3 brand new people on a new planet
Has to watch this imposter parade around in his wife’s skin
Decides they need to rescue Clarke now and, again, everyone else be damned
Loses his daughter who has now become a mass-murderer
Leaves his traitorous son to maybe die to protect Clarke
Has to drag along Clarke’s body with this bitch inside mocking him
Who calls him out on his feelings at least twice
Watches his body-snatched wife almost die again
Realizes instantly his wife is back
She tries to help him escape but he can’t live without her again and begs her to run
But gets to hold her hands one last time
Watches his wife get away safe (for now)
But know she’s still dying and probably only has a few hours left
And guys, I’m sure I missed some since it’s after 1 AM, I took a sleeping pill over an hour ago, and I’m pretty sure my brain shut down at least 15 minutes ago.
Can somebody for the love of all that is good get this man a drink? Or some apple juice and a nap?
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