Blame it on the Adderall

hi it's ashley and im probably eating. side blog: zuuuuuucc.tumblr.com

[bob-belcher]

[wadey-wilson]

do u ever realise that you’re gonna be an adult for the rest of your life

[coffeeandmoorland]

There are so many other words in the english language and you just had to go and say these

[hexereiwitch-deactivated2019052]

Hey guys I was bored so I made a witch type generator 

;)

Reblog and say which one you got

[exotic-crystal-dancer]

Useless Fire Witch.

If that isnt the most accurate effing thing.

[not-cooper]

[powerburial]

most parents : afraid their child will find their gun and get hurt

me: afraid my son will find my protein powder and get too strong and then he has to be my dad

[nookling]

[undauntedly-deactivated20121226]

go fuck yourself phyllis

[depsidase]

[wafflehousegay]

every season of stranger things steve harrington loses more brain cells and gains more children

[silverhawk]

my cat: [gets claw stuck on bed sheet]

me: oh! let me help you-

my cat as soon as i touch her paw:

[pissvortex]

imagine roughly a million people realizing "yeah we could storm a government facility and they literally would not be able to stop us all" and not using that knowledge to overthrow the government

[kittenchomp]

posts that put me on a list

[batwizard]

anyone else live under the assumption that they’re constantly doing something wrong

[politicalqueen]

i’m dying at biden’s response to bernie’s invasive fingers:

[theproblematicblogger]

[ilovenigelslater-deactivated202]

SBE - stupid bitch energy

[997]

FINALLY some representativity

[xidareyoutolovemex]

representativity

[wastelandbabyblue]

Mr. Hozier, ladies and gentlemen

[holisticfansstuff]

X Neil Gaiman is the real MVP

My favourite comment:

[birdasaurus]