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@blamurdered
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Endless list of Marvel Characters [52/∞] → Rocket Raccoon
bravest
“ hey , hey , hey … pump the hate brakes , rockstar ! what’s with the attitude ? you putting on a cold , uncaring front for the dashboard ? ( he’s never like this when we’re alone … ) ”
the mercenary gasps , hand pressed to his chest in a display of utter melodrama , his gaze averting to stare off at some unseen onlooker … whom he winks to impishly , before glancing back to his companion .
“ alright , alright . i won’t swallow . never thought i’d be saying that . ” tilting his head at the handful of explosives in his gloved hands , deadpool lifts his brows , and idly begins to juggle them . reckless as ever , it would seem . “ you want a little something something for these things ? i’m not exactly strapped for cash lately . you should see some of the big , bad , ugly fucks i’ve been taking out - with a katana slash rifle , i mean . not to dinner . ”
“ ROCKSTAR ? and don’t start with that weird audience bullshit. go get that checked out ‘r somethin’. ”
his attention from his latest BETA gadget is quickly stripped away from him the second he catches the delicate explosives go airborne. leaping up from where he sat , the raccoon jumped to SWIPE them from deadpool’s hands. but to no avail.
“ HEY !! CAREFUL , CAREFUL !! just cause YOU’VE got regenerative powers doesn’t mean you gotta be stupid and get ME killed in the process ! ”
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@blamurdered asked : ‘ can i have my grenades back ? ’
“ ugh ! can you lick my throbbing balls ? while we’re asking each other questions …
… jk , jk ! ” he throws his hands up playfully - shit eating grin evident despite the mask concealing his visage . “ but for realsies , rocky . don’t be selfish ! i can’t keep a couple ? what kinda firepower these bad boys working with ? if i swallowed a live one , how far would my flesh fly ?! ”
the raccoons fur seems to frill up agitatedly at the merc’s lack of civility , gods forbid they guy just answers the damn question. “ based on your body mass ? you’ll probably cover about a five hundred foot radius... ... don’t test my theory out i KNOW i’m right. ”
@blamurdered has been out of the loop..
Lunella crossed her arms, huffing at the idea that space would be out of her element. As if!
"I've been in space before, navigated it all by myself!"
“ yeah but have you ever had t’ deal with space sharks ? them things are ruthless ! nearly tore me and groot apart one time. ”
okay i’m gonna write my rocket’s canon…
@blamurdered
A bright smile is ever present ‘pon fuschia features, stars within the diamond’s eyes as she peered down at the weaponry within the other’s grasp.❛ That’s incredible! I’ve never seen technology like this before. Did you make this? ❜ Really, she shouldn’t be here. The other diamonds would throw a fit if they knew Pink was off Homeworld, galavanting across the galaxy.
Yet, here she was, resting carefully on her knees upon the ground and interacting with organic life. ❛ How curious! I’ve never seen an organic species make something so… advanced before. ❜
“ course i made it! ” the not raccoon grimaced annoyingly , pulling the large caliber gun away as his hands lingered casually on the trigger. he sets the butt end of the weapon down to the ground , holding it in place as his red eyes squinting up at the much larger woman.
his fur puffed out as she knelt down to him , his patience growing ever more thin. “ yeah well that’s cause i ain’t like no other organic life out there i actually got a brain. ”
Watched Vol 3 and I’m going to need some therapy.
i can’t wait till i actually start being active again so rocket can start biting people’s throats
Captain Rocket Raccoon
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“ i swear it to you . also , i’m gonna make you into a fur coat afterwards and sell it to the depop girlies . ”
he shrugs. u_u
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“ then i’ll reach into your mouth and pull your organs from your flesh sack one by one like a mom unpacking a grocery bag ! ”
“ promise ? ”
bravest:
@blamurdered
“ i can’t believe the marvel guys are shooting children now . ”
“ and i’ll shoot at you again. ”
‘ i wish i was special. ’