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They/He. Aroace. Banner by ginnyw-potter. I occasionally reblog nsfw stuff you’ve been warned (but nothing’s ever shown iykwim) All the art I reblog I eat >:3

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

alienfuckers on Erid after learning that the only alien on their planet is asexual

[purplegutz4]

Had this in my head for a while

[slut-arc]

thinking about ryland grace moving to erid and becoming rocky and adrian’s third mate. months of him brooding and stewing and anxiously pulling his hair out finally results in him sitting down at the dinner table with rocky and adrian to have the following very important conversation:

grace: hey guys. just so you know, I’m not really interested in sex. like, I’m sure it’d be great and all, but it’s not really my speed. and I understand if that makes you guys not want me anymore. I’ve really enjoyed cuddling with you guys and tending to the garden and sitting on the beach and making lesson plans together and—

rocky: —what the ♩ ♫ ♪ ♬ is sex, question?

adrian: 💎

and that’s the day a very relieved (and slightly embarrassed) ryland grace learns that eridians reproduce asexually.

[bramblepatch]

Grace explaining sheepishly to Eridian linguists that the reason he uses different pronouns for Rocky than for the rest of the population is that he reflexively defaulted to assigning Rocky the same grammatical and social gender that he himself uses, in a way that has historical precedent but in modern English is considered somewhat chauvinistic and backward, and he's not proud of it but also the habit is pretty deeply ingrained now and unless Rocky objects it's probably easier to just keep on as he has been...

and immediately being informed lol. lmao. do not even worry about it. you have no idea what kind of buck wild grammatical constructs Rocky has invented for you. everyone else addresses you as foreigner/scholar. they're somehow managing to refer to you as their sibling, ward, and semidivine culture hero at the same time every time they talk about you.

[vincentpriceofficial]

I think for a lot of people “I am completely helpless and powerless” and “I am completely powerful and in control” are both basically comforting fantasies because most of us live our lives in an in between place where we have enough agency to be responsible for our actions but not enough agency to have true control over our lives and the tension between power and powerlessness in the day to day is psychologically wearing and exhausting

[pastelclownkitty]

MY OVARIES!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

THEYRE COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

I DO NOT CONSENT TO YOU COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

yeah no i dont care if i have 121 followers youre not doing that to me

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Common Clownfish

Amphiprion ocellaris

[pastelclownkitty]

you know what. i may be getting jumped by tumblrians but at least i have my clownfish. its me and you against the world buddy

[levil0vesyou]

Our clownfish

[pastelclownkitty]

I CANT HAVE ANYTHING IN THIS FUCKIBG WORLD

[dangerous-crow-boy]

People should stan me not because I am good at things but because I am bad at things and that is the kind of representation we need right now in this broken and beautiful world of ours

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Can somebody please edit this text onto some sort of political campaign poster

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

[dangerous-crow-boy]

They could never hurt me in any way that matters. I will not be kept from my calling

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: thank god I was so scared dangerous crow boy /End ID]

[irohparker]

Given what we know about this creative team, I have a feeling this is going to be a case of Korra about to defeat her BBEG at the cost of triggering the calamity. I doubt they would say she wanted this to happen and honestly Korra going out protecting the world and leaving it changed forever, while smirking at her enemy is the Most Korra thing you can do.

[weepingchoir]

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

[atlas-prime]

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

[thegeekstressart]

You ever see something innocuous, minding its own business on the clearance shelf at Michael’s and before you know it, it takes over your life for a few weeks?

So it was with this desktop greenhouse.

I took it home and after taking an appropriate time to “season” my idea in my mind (read: a month or two) I set to make my vision of a mini botanical garden a reality.

I started by removing the heavy glass panels and building a raised floor above the latch. I wanted to use the base as a foundation on the building.

I wrapped the foundation in plastic stone textured flooring (meant for Christmas villages) and built a pond at one end of the same. I then gave it a more realistic paint job and designed a rough layout for my plants and displays.

I also knew I wanted to make the ironwork significantly more intricate, but I wasn’t sure how just yet…

Up next - PLANTS! I went wild making all kinds of plants. Some were specific species and some were more conceptual.

I made several trees with polymer clay and moss, cacti out of beads and flocking, cattails out of raffia, hot glue and coffee grounds, and giant monstera leaves out of paper and wire.

This part should have taken me a long time, but it really came together fast. I loved finding ways to replicate natural shapes and patterns using bits of this and that.

I did make adjustments to my plans as I went like eliminating benches in favor of a simpler overall design.

Then I needed to fill my pond with water. For this I used resin. Lily pads were added to the top layer, and I wired in simple LED fairy lights. The batteries are kept in the box under the foundation.

In a weekend frenzy I added more plants, metal (paper) steps, new (plexi)glass windows, a roof, wrought-iron vines (paper again), doors that open, and a hose reel disguising the latch. Suddenly, a project I thought would take months was finished…

I love my desktop botanical garden. Right now it sits on a simple lazy Susan in my office. But I’d love to get it a proper display box to protect from dust.

Thank you for coming on this little journey with me. This piece packs a lot of joy into a tiny space. I always love building miniatures, and I’ll be doing more in the future I’m sure.

[asidewalksymphony]

UPDATE! They found the original photo!

[tooth317]

Asami Sato you lucky woman

[bat-snake]

Y'ALL BETTER BE LEAVING PAVI ALONE IN OCTOBER.

[ferhog]

My beautiful failwoman oh how I've missed you. I won't even be mad if this apocalypse genuinely was your fault. You can do no wrong.