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Twitter displacement, blog under construction

[the-goon-master]

[geminiagentgreen]

[freyalise]

if i was trapped in the time loop i would do the correct sequence of actions to break out of the time loop on my first try, thus resulting in me unaware of there being a time loop in the first place

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

You keep saying this every time.

[freyalise]

that's because you're stuck in the time loop so you hear me say it every time. i on the other hand, got out perfectly so i'm experiencing time linearly as normal

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

I think this is the loop where I kill you with a rock

[estacium]

The anti gay

[snapscube]

Bullying Celestia would be really easy. All you’d have to do is open a history book and go ‘damn girl you let that happen? Wouldn’t have been me’

ultimate checkmate for like, most monarchs and deities tbh

[punkitt-is-here]

[timsplosion]

9:04am, 11th Horsetember 2001, Celestia is informed of the Horse 9/11 attacks while visiting a local elementary school, colorized.

[communistkenobi]

did something transgender/gay happen in adventure time ?

[virtualtoybox]

[emergencychange]

EXCUSE ME????

[nightfrostbite]

Reblog to share a Frot with your mutuals

[nyanaknifegal]

Cake the Cat, everybody! 🤦

[citriccenobite-deactivated20240]

cel commissioned me to make this comic. episode 2 endgame was wild

context:

[toskarin]

why didn't they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?

[foone]

Fun fact: they did leave Pompeii! It's estimated that the population pre-eruption was something like 20,000, and the most likely number of dead in is in the range of 1,500-4,000. So most people just did leave Pompeii, it's just that not everyone left or could leave.

[fuckinnear]

[toskarin]

I'd have still left. the human body is capable of wonderful things in the face of danger

[crowteeth]

A lot of people died in the boats tho:/

[toskarin]

I would have paddled away quickly

[toskarin]

I take pretty hot baths so I think I'd be able to last a little longer than the average person

[demonicseries]

The scariest thing about pyroclastic flow is that if you can see it, no matter how far away it is, there is no possible way of surviving

[toskarin]

I've done incredible things. I think you'd be surprised.

[toskarin]

I know a lot about the volcano. they could learn much from me.

[slurpygunch]

you should teach them

[toskarin]

I will.

[toskarin]

everyone who has ever died from anything is an idiot. I wouldn't have done that.

[toskarin]

perhaps this could be chalked up to poor diet? I don't think explosions alone can do that.

[jumbleverse]

"everyone who has ever died from anything is an idiot."

have you maybe considered that people aren't immortal? you're gonna die eventually, be it old age, sickness, or me coming to fuckin' get you.

you will be an idiot. it is inevitable.

[toskarin]

maybe that is the case for you, but it is not the case for me. we are quite different people, it would seem

[thefreewillagency]

Imagining this discussion but about 9/11

[toskarin]

I could also have survived that

[rezuaq]

what to say when your bro needs to take a whizz

[larval-tear]

elf sex: 3 to 12 effeminate twinks coo and giggle in a sensual pile in the woods. sometimes the elf queen joins and pretends they’re her baby birds

dwarf sex: a pair of strong able bodied warriors tacitly agree to mate as equals under a binding contract of tomelike thickness, with consent from the council

gnome sex: married couple of 200 years finally gives in to temptation and call upon the stork to deliver their child, then sleep in separate beds completely satisfied

[orcboxer]

orc sex: blood everywhere

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

Screaming crying because I hate every piracy guide I come across on here.

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

HERE IT IS

https://easyussr.neocities.org/guides.html

check out my piracy guide GOGOGOGO

STEAL MAIM KILL!!!

https://easyussr.neocities.org/guides.html

https://easyussr.neocities.org/guides.html

tell me if i got any more splainin todo. i am open to suggestions. reblog this so more people can pirate. DO IT!

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

THE REVIEWS ARE IN

thank you so much for the support over the last three days! i got over 10k hits on the website!!!

i wish i could upload faster/more often but i have been busy & tired. i did make a number of small updates today though! including links to VPN leak checks, where to find roms and emulators, more torrenting sites, and a small dictionary section that has VERY SIMPLE definitions of some words that i used.

[gorps]

This is legit the only piracy guide I've seen on tumblr that is not full of terrible advice go read and do this rn or else

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Kudos on making a PROPERLY HIDEOUS WEBSITE. This is how websites are SUPPOSED to look, not this modern sleek shit.

[schistcity]

[bloodexer]

SILENT HILL 3

— I don't like mirrors. It's like there's an unknown world right on the other side. And the person staring at me isn't really me, just an imitator.

[fortooate]

i think this mp4 has been missing from the sitecosystem too long

[blank-incident]

Them: Hi can you hop on a quick video call?

Me, just having lost everything I ever was, flesh rotting but just conscious enough to feel pain: Yes I can!

[kakoytobashmak]

Kim Kitsuragi my belover