you say i'm nothing--baby, we're in agreement. @fuckinnear - Tumblr Blog

“why’s he whimpering like that” do you ask why the sun shines? why birds sing? why you can simply pick a grape off of a vine and eat it?

butch-witches-deactivated202412

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

rosie-dear-rosie

kimquatz

here's a funny conversation topic i had a with a friend: if you're over the age of 25, when's the last time you really *ran* in a panic (like you were late, chasing after something, etc. things like a marathon don't count!) and what was it for?

#honestly? probably about a year ago I almost hit a dog with my car when it ran out into the street #I get out of the car run after the dog then approach slowly #and I grab the dog (carefully) from behind using my weight to prevent it from getting away or biting (did not have a leash handy)#Owner comes running down the street and sees me with the dog which is awkward but he gets a leash on him and thanks us and they leave

badsciencejokes

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grenadineghost

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

alhyastarain

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester

glitter-bonez

mossrotts

Snhedmule for the week! Tues 5/26: I give a soft spoken tour of my tomodachi island where I introduce its residents and talk a bit about their canon selves (if they have a canon). Some 18+ themes on my island as a head's up! Weds 5/27: If there's anything not concluded, we'll start off with a little more tomodachi--otherwise, we'll spirit hunt in spirit city: lofi sessions while I work on art! There'll be a space to share your own art at the end of stream as well. Friday 5/29: We start my playthrough of danganronpa!!!! I've never played before and have had so little spoiled for me (honestly I just know a bit about the genre at most) and I am soooo excited to check out this classic. I hope you're able to join--but regardless, have a good week, darlings. Mwah~

capacity2

That post about purposely driving under the speed limit to control speeders always blows my mind the way people think is so alien to me like why is it their responsibility to control the road? And it’s so many of yall that like as a rule get on the road and make it ur mission to irritate people. Like im sorry it’s annoying please just go the speed limit. It’s literally trolling. Going under on purpose to enjoy the road ragers despair is literally trolling. And if they agitate someone so bad they end up crashing they talk about it like it’s a treat. Yet they claim they do it to keep the roads safe. I see the type of person that you are. And id be fine if they didn’t pretend to be an agent of safety and peace fighting the dangerous killer road ragers like no you are an instigator. LOVK YHEM UPPPP