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sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

LMAO and Loam have the same letters. coincedence? or is this another shining truth that earth and soil is joyous and plentiful

femmehysteria

real gaming

teathattast

reallyreallyreallytrying

(nudging my liege as we walk past some visibly poisonous black berries) don't they look scrumptious my liege

chronicgirlfail

kvassretriever

televisionenjoyer

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

sexchangedotcom

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

bitethebullets

the loss of the audio jack is due to puritan culture hating on penetration

damazcuz

Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.

rabbiteclair

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

servitum-amoris

The thing is about that fake anti recovery Calvin and Hobbes comic is that Calvin's ADHD is actually an hinderence. If Calvin canonically took adderall he would overthrow the US government.

It's like swimming with weights. A focused Calvin is Home Alone level mayhem.