"i would probably get off the ice"

ava | mid 20s | europe | she/her | outsourcing our hockey interests like men. this is just me wildly collecting shit.

[bark-barkley]

sometimes the only explanation for what just happened is sex like it wasnt sex but narratively they just fucked we all saw it

[emilyisobsessed]

Off Day: Sidney Crosby (04.17.2012)

[void-flesh]

No amount of RPF will ever compare to the crimes of TMZ

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

aftercare for posting on ao3

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

your fic was good you did grammar good you’re the kind of freak people like everything’s cool dude :^)

[thorsmightythighs]

watching heated rivalry as a life long fanfic enjoyer with a professional eye..... nice placement of death in the family..... sublime injured partner/protective partner.... exquisite 8tracks playlist....

[ijustlovedylanstromesomuch]

you ever wanna cry

[tall]

[greelin]

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

[greelin]

and if not, rest assured. I will find a way

[jinxremoving]

i could recognize him by thighs alone

[realpersonfacts]

being a male professional athlete is an ontological sin the weight of which can only be balanced by having the sports rpf bloggers do some truly heinous shit to you in the google docs

[ccatamount]

Player Q&A: Moritz Seider — NHLPA

[knifefightscene]

[orangestringoffate]

anticipatory grief as a sports fan hits different. you know it will end. sometimes maybe even sooner than later. trades happen. injuries happen. sometimes the love isn't enough. maybe it will take many many years but something will always hurt. there is no love and success without pain. I'll try to enjoy it while it lasts. thats the least we can do.

[unoqlo]

03/04/2026: Torrent @ Charge | Ottawa playing hangman during the ice delay

Bonus:

[neonfretra]

[Image description:

Image 1-2: Ottawa Charge skaters Peyton Hemp and Taylor House are playing hangman with one of the coaching staff, who writes on the whiteboards intended to plan out plays. It is 8 letters, starts with "LA" and the fifth letter is "O". There is no "N". House jumps up and down with glee when they guess the third letter "C" correctly.

Image 3: Ottawa Charge tweets: "A MUCH ANTICIPATED UPDATE: Sarah Wozniewicz solved the puzzle and the word as 'lacrosse'"

End description.]

[crashdavis]

rpf is a spectrum which ranges from "I am not even speculating I am simply observing the ontological truth" to "would that be hot or what?"

[langernameohnebedeutung]

the 'how big is your english vocabulary' test dropped new ship dynamics

[subaru-copilot]

trying to write a fic but i get frustrated bc i dont write like a 50+ years of experience in writing nobel in literature winner writer

[subaru-copilot]

"and then they kiss... sloppy style" hmmm but it doesn’t sound as good as gabriel garcia marquez does it?